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Posted on 2008.04.09 at 10:55
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PEEPS: Haven't you accused FAQs of being unreliable since they appear to be written by some moron's allusion rather than based off *actual* questions?
ehowton: Absolutely! Especially when you come across new content - its like filler someone's written for the sake of clarification, but the supposed 'questions' are so obtuse its obvious they were fabricated. In this case, these are real questions I have received enough times to feel it warrants an F.A.Q. for clarification's sake.


PEEPS:I see you active on AIM but you never talk to me. Do you hate me?
ehowton: Interesting conclusion! The short answer is no, I do not hate you, though I am probably ignoring you. Sometimes, if I try to interact when I'm busy, it comes off as brusque, so I've found that pretending I don't see you works to my advantage. See, though I am 'active' that simply means I'm currently using my computer - and since everything I do revolves around its use, most of the time (especially, but not limited to business hours) I'm working. That is, using other applications, other open window, perhaps on another monitor, or another computer altogether. I currently have two computers and three screens in which I operate.


PEEPS: Sometimes on AIM you don't say 'goodbye' when you leave. You just seem to...stop existing.
ehowton: On a good day, I remember to sign off, with or without saying goodbye. My inability to send an EOF statement personally is not an affront to you, nor a point I'm trying to drive home.


PEEPS: I sent you an email and you didn't respond.
ehowton: The average human, as a microcosm for society is inexorably linked to their work. As much as we wish this didn't happen, and while I don't mean that we are defined by what we do, rather, our work permeates our home life and we often bring our personal life into the office. Across my emails accounts (I'm down to two, thankfully) I get about 1000 a day. Missing your email is rare, but unless you asked me a direct question, its likely I didn't feel compelled to send a read-receipt. This does not mean I hate you.


PEEPS: Aren't I more important than anyone else you chat with during the day?
ehowton: Yes.


PEEPS: When don't you post?
ehowton: When my wife uses her feminine wiles to distract me. Between posting & boobs, boobs win 100% of the time. Show me your boobs, you have my undivided attention. Well, at least your boobs do.


PEEPS: Isn't authoring an FAQ on yourself awfully presumptuous and egotistical?
ehowton: You must be new here! Hi, my name is Eric. Nice to meet you.

Comments:


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-04-09 16:25 (UTC) (Link)
"Show me your boobs, you have my undivided attention."

You just left an opening here for schpydurx .
glodowg
glodowg at 2008-04-09 17:08 (UTC) (Link)
or any other HO running around here.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-09 19:01 (UTC) (Link)
I'm oddly comfortable with that.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-04-10 02:11 (UTC) (Link)
Oh my, what HO could you be referring to???
glodowg
glodowg at 2008-04-10 15:21 (UTC) (Link)
I only know of one HO around these parts!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-09 19:02 (UTC) (Link)
I will slap those greasy man-tits right off his chest were he even to attempt such a feat.
irulan_amy at 2008-04-09 19:04 (UTC) (Link)
Ewwww.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-09 19:08 (UTC) (Link)
I do not have man boobs.
irulan_amy at 2008-04-09 19:11 (UTC) (Link)
And definitely not greasy ones I hope?
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-04-09 21:28 (UTC) (Link)
And your not the plucky hero!
galinda822 at 2008-04-10 02:03 (UTC) (Link)
A push up bra might help. *shrug* :)
irulan_amy at 2008-04-09 17:25 (UTC) (Link)
"PEEPS: Isn't authoring an FAQ on yourself awfully presumptuous and egotistical?
ehowton: You must be new here! Hi, my name is Eric. Nice to meet you."

And this is one reason why I like you.

:D Nice post.


I have people that would get touchy about be not saying good-bye on AIM, etc. Frankly, I just forget. It's not a slight. I'm just ready to get out of the office or off to bed...
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-09 18:47 (UTC) (Link)
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Yesterday, you left without saying goodbye...
irulan_amy at 2008-04-09 19:04 (UTC) (Link)
It's not you...it's me.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-09 19:09 (UTC) (Link)
I don't care what you say anymore this is my life
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-09 19:18 (UTC) (Link)
No its me, I come on too strong don't I?
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-09 19:13 (UTC) (Link)
And this is one reason why I like you.
Because I'm presumptuous and egotistical? Hell, this will work out better than I thought.
irulan_amy at 2008-04-09 19:17 (UTC) (Link)
LOL! More because you are very straightforward and unapologetic about it. This can certainly be a good thing. :D
galinda822 at 2008-04-10 00:42 (UTC) (Link)
"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried... ;)
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-10 00:45 (UTC) (Link)
Good point. I may have to rethink my strategy.
galinda822 at 2008-04-10 01:49 (UTC) (Link)
I love a man with a plan! :)
whester
whester at 2008-04-10 03:45 (UTC) (Link)
I am glad to hear that your wife boobs can pull you away for
your blog. Maybe you are normal after all.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-10 03:51 (UTC) (Link)
First and foremost sir, I am man.
whester
whester at 2008-04-10 04:27 (UTC) (Link)
My wife temps me with her ass and it hasn't failed yet
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-15 00:32 (UTC) (Link)
TMI!!!
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