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One Million Dollars

Posted on 2014.07.13 at 00:00
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"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

As a younger man I assumed a fancy college education, a fancy car and a fancy house. As I grew older however, I imagined diversifying in the stock market with a solid retirement account.

These days I know exactly what I'd spend $1,000,000 on without question:

Beer.


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Misha
dawaioser at 2014-07-13 15:09 (UTC) (Link)
Hahahaha. Well, sure...and fine wine. I already know I'd pay off my house and other immediate bills, put some into retirement/stock market/401k, and then with the rest (*cough*) I'd fix up my house a bit and take a European vacation. I'm not about needing fancy things. I simply want comfort and the ease of knowing I don't have to worry about money.
drax0r
drax0r at 2014-07-13 20:15 (UTC) (Link)
Assuming you'd pay retail prices, and be subject to sales tax, you'd be able to buy 115,607 6-packs.

That's 65,030 gallons of beer. Enough to fill the swimming pool in my back yard 12.85 times.

That much beer would fill 4195 kegs. If you stacked those kegs 3-high, you'd need a 1887.75 sqft house to store them. Of course, that doesn't leave room for walking around. You'd have to crawl around on top of your kegs. You'd only have 2.16 feet of crawl-space. Through which you certainly wouldn't fit after you started drinking that much beer.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. And quite a bit of time to power through this beer. Of course, I'm here for you. Let's get started.
ehowton
ehowton at 2014-07-14 18:29 (UTC) (Link)
I appreciate your enthusiasm.
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