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COX ON CRACK

Posted on 2014.07.26 at 00:00
Current Location: 67114




Hello Eric,

We know your Internet speed was already crazy-fast. And we just got even crazier by doubling the speed of your Cox High Speed Internet Preferred up to 50 Mbps.

And guess what? You don't even have to do anything! We've already hooked you up. So just sit back, relax and enjoy seamless streaming and multi-tasking on more devices, all without interruption.

NO ACTION REQUIRED TO ENJOY
DOUBLE THE INTERNET SPEEDS.


This is even faster than 2011 when I was paying for it! What an unexpected surprise.

Thanks COX.

Comments:


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2014-07-26 14:58 (UTC) (Link)
AT&T is going to 100 Mbps in Granbury by the end of summer and 1 Gbps sometime later after they roll it out in Highland Park and University Park. Us peons further out from civilization on the plains will have to wait a bit longer and I don't think the Deathstar corporation is going to throw the higher speed in for free either.
ehowton
ehowton at 2014-07-26 15:01 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, I figured they were rolling out something stupid fast which would be a new brass ring to lust after. But right now I'll take what I can get.

OF COURSE Highland Park will get it before Granbury :P
Michelle1963
michelle1963 at 2014-07-26 15:11 (UTC) (Link)
I want an email like that! I have COX.
ehowton
ehowton at 2014-07-26 15:21 (UTC) (Link)
Might wanna do a speedtest to see if its already been implemented; I use http://www.speedtest.net/
drax0r
drax0r at 2014-07-28 14:48 (UTC) (Link)
Meanwhile, here I am paying for 20 mbps, while never having executed a test at > 7 mbps.
ehowton
ehowton at 2014-07-28 14:51 (UTC) (Link)
sux0rs. I have to assume its good enough to stream HD though.
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