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Jetted-Tub Interdimensional Machine Recipe

Posted on 2015.03.25 at 00:00
Current Location: 67114

To lose time (and/or bang hot chicks like in the movie) I suggest the following recipe which has been 100% successful in netting results. More or less. And by that I mean the results may not be exactly predictable. Case in point, I jumped in once for a short soak, and somehow emerged 4-hour later. Another time I was certain I was in there at least a couple of hours when in fact only 30-minutes had passed. And I wasn't kidding about the hot chicks. Just...try to be flexible with your expectations.

This is what works for me, your mileage may vary:

60-gallons hot water
2-lbs Epson salt
8-cups apple cider vinegar
4-Tbsp Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 hemp pure castile soap
1-bottle eucalyptus/menthol/camphor
4-cups aloe gel
1/2 cup hemp oil

Booze optional.




Comments:


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2015-03-25 17:38 (UTC) (Link)
What about pants, are pants optional?
ehowton
ehowton at 2015-03-25 17:49 (UTC) (Link)
Always.
Samantha
thesweetestnote at 2015-04-01 18:12 (UTC) (Link)
This I must try.
(Anonymous) at 2015-04-02 15:57 (UTC) (Link)
booze is never optional. well maybe booze is, but never a fine scotch
ehowton
ehowton at 2015-04-02 16:12 (UTC) (Link)
I like the way you think.
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