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Ferris Bueller

How Will You Die, and When?

Posted on 2006.12.19 at 13:26
Current Location: 63134
Current Music: James Horner: Apocalypto
This explains a lot -

Eric Howton: At age 61 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Let me know yours...

Comments:


galinda822 at 2006-12-19 19:29 (UTC) (Link)
Carla Prewitt: At age 92 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-19 19:31 (UTC) (Link)
...alcohol will be involved.
I expect nothing less.
drax0r
drax0r at 2006-12-19 19:29 (UTC) (Link)
Tony Halsell: At age 58 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-19 19:32 (UTC) (Link)
Dude, I can so see you doing that.
irulan_amy at 2006-12-19 19:57 (UTC) (Link)
At age 64 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-19 20:43 (UTC) (Link)
You'll be 'Yipped' to death!
Me
photogoot at 2006-12-20 02:33 (UTC) (Link)
Photogoot: At age 68 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-20 02:42 (UTC) (Link)
They may string you up long before then. Nice to know you're going to have your work shown.
catttitude
catttitude at 2006-12-20 02:47 (UTC) (Link)
At age 88 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-20 04:12 (UTC) (Link)
Of course you will, dear.
danzigfried at 2006-12-20 03:50 (UTC) (Link)
Dan: At age 84 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

So....when is it that I actually pick up my taste for smack?! ...I need a website to tell me that one. I feel so 'cart before the horse'.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-20 04:13 (UTC) (Link)
I'll be in Wichita next week. We can hit the hood.
ex_crowy at 2006-12-20 03:56 (UTC) (Link)

This doesn't shock me.

Cristy Jones: At age 43 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-20 04:08 (UTC) (Link)

Re: This doesn't shock me.

That's uh...wow.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-12-20 05:31 (UTC) (Link)
At age 29 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
Me
photogoot at 2006-12-20 05:41 (UTC) (Link)
29 huh? I remember being 29 once...
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-12-21 12:33 (UTC) (Link)
David: At age 62 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Ah!!! The luck of the Irish!!! This sounds like my true fate.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-12-21 15:10 (UTC) (Link)
Its good to know that your political career takes off! Too bad you won't be around to see it come to fruition.
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