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Posted on 2007.04.16 at 22:00

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ehowton
ehowton at 2007-04-20 19:36 (UTC) (Link)
My wife went nuts when I moved from a beard to a goatee. I ask you sir, what's up with women and us men with facial hair?
Renegade
leonardii at 2007-04-25 13:36 (UTC) (Link)
Who knows. Let me ask Lena right quick. BRB.

Ok - I have an answer. She simply said that without the beard, I looked like a completely different man. Furthermore,I appeared as a weird and strange looking man.

So, when it was time for "nocturnal actvities" she said she didn't want a different/stange/weird man to love - she simply wanted the man she has always known... the man whose pogonotrophy has defined and shaped his appearance. In essence - the bearded man.

And they say men have some stange logic. Hmmph. Oh well - as long as I still get what I need, her logic can remain mysterious. Not like I'm ever going to figure it out anyway.

As the punchline to the joke to understanding women says - "Do you want that bridge with 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"
Renegade
leonardii at 2007-06-05 22:18 (UTC) (Link)
I don't know... maybe it has something to do with the, ah, um, "feeling" they get when we do our husbandly duties.

Otherwise... I don't know either.
ehowton
ehowton at 2007-06-06 01:00 (UTC) (Link)
Well of course you're right. That's how she explained it to me anyway.
Renegade
leonardii at 2007-06-06 16:54 (UTC) (Link)
A man has got to do what a man has got to do.

Duty, honor, courage, and just the right set of fine pogonotrophy - it takes all of these to truly satisfy a wife!

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