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Posted on 2007.09.07 at 23:01

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drax0r
drax0r at 2007-09-08 13:27 (UTC) (Link)
I am saddened by this news. Here's hoping you're well asleep after that tall boy Assault you had yesterday.

You understand, of course, that in the coming weeks I'll be an enabler and I'll try to tempt you with Monster drinks. Why? Cause you'll be a crabby mofo and nobody will want to deal with you until you... amp up.
ehowton
ehowton at 2007-09-08 14:19 (UTC) (Link)
Your avatar is fitting, jackass. I have to stop all intake of Monster brand drinks, else I may very well DIE!

I'm not making this up, and you suffering because I'll be a miserable bitch is a small price for me to pay.
drax0r
drax0r at 2007-09-08 14:41 (UTC) (Link)
I have to stop all intake of Monster brand drinks, else I may very well DIE!

Or you could die because you stopped. Imagine, if you will... you're driving down Hwy 5, a bit groggy, in need of a pick-me-up, and you turn your head to look longingly towards the Coyote Den as you pass when BAM! you get hit by a semi that drifted into your lane. You could have avoided it if only you had been alert and Monster'd up.

This, and other ironic deaths could be avoided by a few simple acts of indulgence.
prog_guy69
prog_guy69 at 2007-09-08 15:37 (UTC) (Link)
Or you could roll down the window, turn up the music and PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DRIVING!

Being "Monster'd Up" is not a good thing. Let's try another scenario...

Imagine, if you will... you're driving down Hwy 5, a bit groggy, in need of a pick-me-up. You grab your "Monster Energy Drink" and down it in three gulps. A few moments later, so are so "Monster'd Up" that you arm starts twitching. Then BAM, you end up on the wrong side of the road with a semi in your front seat. You could have avoided it if only you had NOT been Monster'd up.

This, and other ironic death that could be avoided by not acting upon your desire for indulgence.

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