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Eric Cigar

The Frozen Pendulum

Posted on 2008.02.07 at 12:49
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Poledouris - The Hunt for Red October
I'm over-medicated, overstimulated, oversimulated, over-extricated.
Over-caffeinated, over-agitated, and overly ablative.

I have a tendency to be overbearing, aggravated, overly annoyed
And very, very agitated...

I'm articulate, articulated, most assuredly antiquated, overstated,
Opinionated, over-speculated and very highly orchestrated.

I've contemplated, extrapolated, deliberated, manipulated,
Sometimes over-extenuated, often reverberated but never once capitulated!

I've fornicated, masturbated, masticated, machinated
Necessitated, penetrated, copulated and pro-created.

Thankfully I have an over-abundance of sometimes obfuscated but always attenuated
Fascinated, obviated, and deeply deeply understated, often imitated but never recreated:

Passion of love.


mr_dowg at 2008-02-07 20:21 (UTC) (Link)
Ummmmmmm.......I have no idea what to say after reading that! I am dumb-founded!
ehowton at 2008-02-07 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, about that. Remember my stern warning against following my 'dreams' tag? Well the same thing can be said for my 'poem' tag. To reiterate, click at your own peril. I'm sorry I'm so complex!
mr_dowg at 2008-02-07 20:52 (UTC) (Link)
No need to be sorry Sir.....complexity is an awesome thing....I wish I was a little more complex. I am a very simple person to understand, it leaves nothing to the imagination!
ehowton at 2008-02-08 15:08 (UTC) (Link)
Did you perchance post this morning sir, then immediately delete it? Or am I expereinceing other, more than likely computer-related issues? I love xfce and despise KDE, yet here I am, in Konqueror, and it keeps segfaulting if I try to reply to your post.

All the best,

mr_dowg at 2008-02-08 15:17 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I posted....but for some reason it is messing up and it won't post everything that I typed out. SO....yes I immediately deleted it...I am trying to figure out the problem, sorry for the confusion!

Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-02-07 20:58 (UTC) (Link)
I've formulated, fornicated, masturbated, masticated
I want to know more about the entry of fornication...is there a story that you should be telling catttitude about?

And dude, I don't want to read about your pre-meditated rod-oiling, adultry or cock-sucking. Thank you for your patience concerning this issue.
ehowton at 2008-02-07 21:06 (UTC) (Link)
I want to know more about the entry of fornication.

I don't want to read about your pre-meditated rod-oiling, adultry or cock-sucking.
Don't go projecting your fanciful imaginations on me. The conclusions you draw are absurd and based solely on your own experiences. Try to keep those kinda skeletons in your own closet.

Thank you for your patience concerning this issue.
For the 7th time this year alone - IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DULLARD WHEN YOU REPEAT MY PHRASES, THAT I USED ONCE, IN CONTEXT, OVER AND OVER TO ME! Go use them on someone who hasn't heard them. How can you possibly not understand this time and again?
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-02-07 21:09 (UTC) (Link)
You were the one who said that you had formulated (pre-meditated) masturbated (rod oiling), fornicated (adultry) and masticated (sucked cock).
galinda822 at 2008-02-07 23:44 (UTC) (Link)
Wow! That's a lot of descriptives.
Sure you didn't leave any out?

At least you know yourself. You're lucky...so many people don't.
ehowton at 2008-02-07 23:52 (UTC) (Link)
Sure you didn't leave any out?
galinda822 at 2008-02-08 00:36 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, but in an extraordinary way!
irulan_amy at 2008-02-08 03:58 (UTC) (Link)
This needs rap music I think. :)
ehowton at 2008-02-08 04:01 (UTC) (Link)
It needs something. I think people are afraid of me now.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-08 04:21 (UTC) (Link)
irulan_amy at 2008-02-08 04:38 (UTC) (Link)
Nah, just intimidated by your knowledge of adjectives. ;)
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