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An 80,000 Foot View

Posted on 2008.02.10 at 11:55
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Jones - Thirteen Days; The Beach Boys; Abba
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MOST OF THESE LINKS ARE NOT WORK SAFE!

I've concluded my two backdrop projects. The most recent, was to be a "juxtaposition between Renaissance and Sci-Fi" with the suggestion of a lean toward Voyager. I narrowed that scope to Seven of Nine and John Williams Waterhouse based on requested samples of specific period pieces. And while I was able to take a disturbing fake of Jeri Ryan as a she-male with an erect silver borg 'member' stuffed into a fake of Robert Picardo's ass, and turn it into nude "art" (looking at it, you have no idea of its horrifically graphic source) my favorite has to be:




The finished project can be found here.

Speaking of, I was very excited to have talked celtmanx into limiting his background to Inara and Book. Now he wants this picture included. I submit to you - where would I put it in this picture? celtmanx's was much easier to do - being simply a collage of carefully selected images.

About celtmanx: Back a spell, our very own galinda822 posted about a mother who shaved her teenage daughter's head to make her unattractive so boy's wouldn't have sex with her. I posted my usual nonsense - I wouldn't do a bald chick. Unless she was hot. Subsequently, celtmanx replied seemingly daily to that comment (in galinda822's journal) to me with full-length, full-color "bald" chicks (if you know what I mean). As one can expect, galinda822 eventually had enough of this, and rallied my wife to her cause, who demanded I take action (she wanted me to fill his journal with schlong).

I got around to payback during the backdrop creation for his site. You see, there we were, both on AIM...

I was looking for pics of Inara (he wanted nudes) and I'll be damned if I didn't find nuded fakes of the entire cast of Firefly. Yes, you heard me right, The entire cast... Hehehe.

As he expected, I started with nudes of Inara - accidentally slipping in fakes of Jayne & Mal with large, turgid man-parts. I wish I could've seen his face! I ended up slipping in an entire sausagefest. Great fun AND...dear galinda822 was finally vindicated!

The entire Firefly Fanfic collection can be found as a result of a wget here. For the love of your dear and fluffly lord, please click at your own risk!




Pictures! I've been on on the hunt for non-boring things to take pictures of without actually putting any effort into it. I find that just following my boy around is great fun, because he's always doing something. I found him out in the front yard swinging a stick around as a lightsaber. As soon he saw me he struck a menacing pose.




And I feel lucky to have snapped this one of Daisy. Thankfully, the camera, coupled with its high-speed card can take back-to-back pictures. This is something I never would've been able to grab with the camera drax0r gave me three years ago.




I seriously wanted to make a Sun Microsystems demotivator out of it (or at least my very own lolcat) but I suck and couldn't think of a thing. Maybe you guys'll come up with something.




Remainder:

  • For those in the know, the wallpapers are here. I'll say no more.

  • galinda822 sent me the novel Stardust. Thanks!

  • I've been getting a lot of requests for job interviews lately; mostly in the D.C. area.

  • They canceled the Pinewood Derby build-day. Without communicating it to anyone.

  • I didn't leave the house today. How cool is that?

  • I made two avatars up for grabs if anyone wants them:




Comments:


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-02-11 06:47 (UTC) (Link)
For one awful moment, I mis-read "I narrowed that scope to Seven of Nine and John Williams Waterhouse", and was having these horrifying mental pictures of Seven of Nine and John Williams having sex. I'm still traumatised. :)

One of the nude Jayne fakes has him holding The Hat! How LOL-tastic is that? The collection needs moar Wash, though. And, OMG, the expression on Simon's face! Hee!

For those in the know, the wallpapers are here. I'll say no more.

Thank you! "Cleansing the Sea" is my new desktop wallpaper. <3
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 06:54 (UTC) (Link)
"Cleansing the Sea" is my new desktop wallpaper.
For months now, I've had a picture of drax0r as my cell phone's wallpaper. Its kinda gay, but makes a great conversation piece. Friday night I changed it to "Cleaning the Sea." Simply gorgeous!

One of the nude Jayne fakes has him holding The Hat! How LOL-tastic is that?
Yes ma'am, that came up in conversation earlier today here in a much more *ahem* amusing conclusion: http://schpydurx.livejournal.com/14056.html?thread=417256&style=mine#t417256

Edited at 2008-02-11 07:02 am (UTC)
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-02-11 06:57 (UTC) (Link)
I've been getting a lot of requests for job interviews lately; mostly in the D.C. area.
We need you solider.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 06:58 (UTC) (Link)
Been there, done that. I'm not leaving Texas again.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-02-11 07:16 (UTC) (Link)
Several of the items in the tarball remind me of the effects in The Fountain.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 07:18 (UTC) (Link)
Caged Fury is my wallpaper at work.
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ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 18:05 (UTC) (Link)
I like your ESD safe PUSSY.. Were you attempting an upgrade?
Thanks!
galinda822 at 2008-02-11 17:37 (UTC) (Link)
Great job on the pic of G-man. It's awesome!
Daisy looks fierce! But what is she laying on?

You are my Knight in shining armor! Thank you sir for coming to my defense (even though your wife made you.)

Thanks sis! ;)

And for everyone's information...I am not a prude! I wouldn't have minded so much if he was posting nude men.

ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 18:03 (UTC) (Link)
Great job on the pic of G-man. It's awesome!
Thanks! I'm glad you like it - I can't take any credit for it though, he & the camera did all the work. I was simply the vessel.

Daisy looks fierce!
I know, isn't that great? Don't tell anyone, but she was only yawning!

But what is she laying on?
A Sun Microsystems branded anti-static pad and wrist strap - for electro-static discharge (ESD) purposes so you don't fry your hardware when you're working on it.

You are my Knight in shining armor!
I don't know about all that, but I thought you'd like to hear how everything came full circle. Comeuppance isn't comeuppance if you don't know about it! By Grapthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged...

(even though your wife made you.)
She didn't "make" me, she simply explained the injustice to me in terms my small mind could comprehend. Hell woman, all I saw was flesh and thought, Heh - nekked chix.

I am not a prude!
No ma'am, you're made of awesome. Rolled & pressed from a ball of awesome and cooked in an oven on the, "awesome" setting, then sprinkled with awesome while you laid out to cool.
galinda822 at 2008-02-11 17:42 (UTC) (Link)
And I absolutely adore Renaissance artwork!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-11 17:50 (UTC) (Link)
T'was photogoot who introduced me to Waterhouse. And that has made all the difference.
Me
photogoot at 2008-02-11 23:42 (UTC) (Link)
"I've been getting a lot of requests for job interviews lately; mostly in the D.C. area."

Is this supposed to be some sort of torture statement to me? Even if it is the case you are getting requests for job interviews in D.C. the moon will split in two and tiny flying piglets will emerge before you ever moved back here.

Rock on ABBA Rules!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-12 00:42 (UTC) (Link)
Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang;
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum...
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-12 04:36 (UTC) (Link)
"I got around to payback during the backdrop creation for his site. You see, there we were, both on AIM..."

I didn't even notice. I thought you were sending the pics to me because you enjoy that sort of thing, since you've done that before and I still have the proof!!! I was wondering what catttitude was talking about, her and sis getting revenge on me. Honestly, I didn't notice!!!


ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-12 04:39 (UTC) (Link)
He loves the schlong!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-12 04:51 (UTC) (Link)
Please replace the pic of Inara in purple with the pic of Inara and Kaylee on the couch.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-12 04:55 (UTC) (Link)
You make it sound so easy.
irulan_amy at 2008-02-12 05:10 (UTC) (Link)
Nekkid Kaylee and Inara just don't fit in that image. :/

I wish I could think of a decent LOLcats because that image is hilarious.

I hope you enjoy Stardust. I certainly liked the novel. I finally have the graphic novel en route. (OH! I need to make some Stardust icons. Actually I need new icons period. *adds to list*)

And not leaving the house - tres cool.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-12 05:21 (UTC) (Link)
Nekkid Kaylee & Inara isn't even one of the better fakes! That speaks VOLUMES!

Let me know what you think of the graphic novel? I haven't even started the book yet. I suck.
Codekitten
codekitten at 2008-02-13 14:56 (UTC) (Link)
MORE KITTY PICS PLEASE!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-13 15:33 (UTC) (Link)
MORE COWBELL PLEASE!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-14 07:13 (UTC) (Link)


Is this what you talking about!!!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-14 07:35 (UTC) (Link)
Or was it this one???


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2013-07-31 01:07 (UTC) (Link)
"As he expected, I started with nudes of Inara - accidentally slipping in fakes of Jayne & Mal with large, turgid man-parts. I wish I could've seen his face! I ended up slipping in an entire sausagefest. Great fun AND...dear galinda822 was finally vindicated!"

Did that actually happen? Because I don't remember a sausagefest at all and you know my memory.
ehowton
ehowton at 2013-07-31 14:42 (UTC) (Link)
Oh hell yes it happened! Cracked me the hell up. Maybe this will job your memory, since yes, you're rather elephant like where its unfathomable capacity is concerned. Here's some I found on my archive drive, although I thought I'd made one with Mal too :)


GAG DRAFT


FINAL DRAFT
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