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World Domination

Posted on 2008.02.12 at 22:00

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ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-13 05:24 (UTC) (Link)
schpydurx and I were separated at birth, both being subjects of medical testing in a government facility. I spent the first six months of my life in an exoskeletal egg-sac filled with a viscous gel, and he was laid between two slices of milktoast.

We've only recently reconnected and are making up for lost time. I love him like the mildly-retarded, brother I never had.

My life is a mix of Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito and Rain Man.
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