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Posted on 2008.02.12 at 22:00


snapper521 at 2008-02-13 20:38 (UTC) (Link)
Sir, I believe you to be quite delusional.

Monster drinks are merely that... just some fancy power drinks meant to help you stay awake and bounce off the walls so you can imagine that you aren't getting old and that your body will continue to support your insanity. No miracle working powers will result from drinking said liquid... and if anything it would decrease your "powers" because you would crash like a 747 into the gulf after running out of fuel! You'll be nose down in the ocean and out the $10 it took to buy you your high.

I realize that the "FDA" has supposedly "cleared" this brand of power drink. However all power drinks are dangerous for your health. Even when only taken in small quantities.

Let us examine the side effects of drinking them shall we?:

1. Gives you a high, or hyper state of mind in which you can [supposedly] function under.

2. Raises your blood sugar, putting unnecessary stress upon your pancreas. It could be argued that they do do the same thing as drinking a soda... however that is kind of my point.

3. Takes money out of your wallet which could be potentially used for something more substantial and/or worthwhile.

4. Causes you to crash.

So... is it worth it to buy and guzzle these? I think not.

And I tend to wonder if you aren't just a tiny bit addicted. And any addiction is not a good thing.
ehowton at 2008-02-13 21:08 (UTC) (Link)
How did you get hieroglyphs to embed? Is that a special font pack? I couldn't read a word you typed - how very odd!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-13 22:29 (UTC) (Link)
I can't believe you're taking food out of your childrens mouths to feed your addiction!!!
ehowton at 2008-02-13 22:54 (UTC) (Link)
Gotta feed the Monster and uh, vice-versa.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-13 22:59 (UTC) (Link)
Monster bad!!!

Edited at 2008-02-13 11:15 pm (UTC)
snapper521 at 2008-02-14 15:01 (UTC) (Link)
What in the world?? /: )

I have no idea...
(Anonymous) at 2009-03-06 12:49 (UTC) (Link)
it deffinatly is. i lvoe them . the huice is my least favorite, im awaiting the day i get to try the assault. i want it so freaking bad!
ehowton at 2009-03-06 13:15 (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately, Assault is also a 'juice' albeit with no real fruit juice in it. My fav remains the original.
ehowton at 2009-03-06 13:14 (UTC) (Link)
They recently featured it on Mythbusters and came to the conclusion that they really do work!
snapper521 at 2009-03-08 19:10 (UTC) (Link)
Wow this was an old comment... how long ago? A year or more? (*laugh*)

Hope you have a good day!
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