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Java Monster

Posted on 2008.02.15 at 00:01
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Depech Mode - Violator


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-02-15 06:01 (UTC) (Link)
I think I have a new OTP! ;)

Which font is that? It almost looks like the Neverwinter Nights one.
ehowton at 2008-02-15 06:08 (UTC) (Link)
Very perceptive! It was the closest thing I could find to the 'Java' and 'Monster' fonts (I've looked for two days its just not out there.)
photogoot at 2008-02-15 11:29 (UTC) (Link)
My naughty bits are tingling!
ehowton at 2008-02-15 13:51 (UTC) (Link)
I made love to that can.
glodowg at 2008-02-15 12:46 (UTC) (Link)
You need to ask for royalties, commission, a cut of the profit. Because they definitely have gained sales through your promotions.

mr_dowg at 2008-02-15 13:18 (UTC) (Link)
Geez, don't hold anything back there! You are ust upset because you actually LIKED the one you bought yesterday!
ehowton at 2008-02-15 13:53 (UTC) (Link)
Might I suggest you down another Monster brand drink? That might help you attain clarity of mind.
time3 at 2008-02-15 14:19 (UTC) (Link)

Superman can

If that can was real and actually full, the only way you'd be able to pick it up is if you drank another can just like it and gained super human strength :D
ehowton at 2008-02-15 14:20 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Superman can

I like the way you think.
galinda822 at 2008-02-15 18:07 (UTC) (Link)
LOL! I love the expression on your face! Classic Howton!

Sorry I didn't comment earlier....the Vicodan and Monster Loca Moca were battling it out to see who won. Vicodan came out victorious! I slept for 12 hrs.
ehowton at 2008-02-15 19:07 (UTC) (Link)
If you need to wake up, Monster knows, and can help you do that. If you need to sleep, Monster knows that and can help there as well.

Glad you got some good rest!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-17 05:45 (UTC) (Link)
I tried a Monster today.

are you supposed to pee green after drinking it???

Monster good!!!
themarsone at 2008-02-22 16:02 (UTC) (Link)
At what vendors pray tell can one find this drink?
I looks good, but I dont think that anyone caries it in tyler =/
ehowton at 2008-02-22 16:25 (UTC) (Link)
Please first read the M O N S T E R Post.

Do you have a QuikTrip? A Racetrack? A corner gas station/convenience store?

Slam a Monster and you'll be able to play that guitar in your avatar as if you were Vivaldi himself inside of 15-minutes ;)

Edited at 2008-02-22 04:26 pm (UTC)
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