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Instrucciones para cuidar un bebé*

Posted on 2008.02.22 at 14:30
Current Location: 75070
Current Music: Brightman - Dive

Instructions: “Testing Baby Bottle”

Instructions: “Fun Games For Baby”

Instructions: “Waking Baby”

Instructions: “Lifting Baby”


Instructions: “Walking with Baby”

Instructions: “Shopping with Baby”
Instructions: “Nursing Baby”

Instructions: “Feeding Baby”

Instructions: “Checking Baby Diaper”

Instructions: “Changing Baby Diaper”

Instructions: “Containing Baby”

Instructions: “Bundling Baby”


Instructions: “Bukling Up Baby”

Instructions: “Playing with Baby”

Instructions: “Excercising Baby”

Instructions: “Massaging Baby”

Instructions: “Washing Baby”

Instructions: “Drying Baby”

Instructions: “Helping Baby Teethe”

Instructions: “Calming Baby”

Instructions: “Stimulating Baby”

Instructions: “Bonding with Baby”

Instructions: “Making Baby Smile”

Instructions: “Introducing Baby to Pets”

Instructions: “Clearing Baby Nose”

Instructions: “Putting Baby to Bed”

Instructions: “Baby Proofing your Home”

Instructions: “Choosing a Babysitter”


* Originally found here: http://www.makememinimal.com/2008/instrucciones-para-cuidar-un-bebe/

Comments:


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-02-22 20:37 (UTC) (Link)
I'm laughing too hysterically to offer any form of meaningful commentary here!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-22 23:19 (UTC) (Link)
They sorta speak for themselves, don't they?
This Is Me, Ten Sticks
lehah at 2008-02-22 20:55 (UTC) (Link)
This answers where Paul Dini got his LJ avatar.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-22 23:20 (UTC) (Link)
I had to look him up.
mr_dowg
mr_dowg at 2008-02-22 20:55 (UTC) (Link)
I love the exercise one....I can just get this image in my head of little Matthew laying down on the weight bench and looking up and saying "Spot me, Daddy!" Too funny!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-22 23:21 (UTC) (Link)
My favorite is the "Waking Baby." I actually laughed out loud at work.
Me
photogoot at 2008-02-22 22:36 (UTC) (Link)
My "Will Sit 4 Food" sign got me through the toughest years of my life.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-22 23:22 (UTC) (Link)
I learned, "Fun Games with Baby" the hard way :(
Mars
themarsone at 2008-02-23 00:08 (UTC) (Link)
Oh no! All of my preconceptions of fatherhood are totally wrong!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-02-23 08:41 (UTC) (Link)
Please refrain from having kids.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC) (Link)
I managed to get away with about half of them myself. Think of them more as suggestions, rather than rules ;)
snapper521 at 2008-02-23 03:29 (UTC) (Link)
Hilarious. :-D
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC) (Link)
Hysterical!
snapper521 at 2008-02-23 17:26 (UTC) (Link)
Outrageous! :-D
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-23 19:25 (UTC) (Link)
Farcical!
snapper521 at 2008-02-24 00:35 (UTC) (Link)
What in the world?? I never heard of that word before...
galinda822 at 2008-02-23 12:31 (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Love Washing Baby and Drying Baby!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-23 14:41 (UTC) (Link)
The dude's checking his watch. Classic.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-02-23 14:51 (UTC) (Link)
Shouldn't you be on a plane?
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-02-23 19:34 (UTC) (Link)
They didn't have these signs when your parents were raising you did they???

That could explain a few things!!!
Renegade
leonardii at 2008-02-25 23:02 (UTC) (Link)
Brilliant use of the comedic effect. There would not be such illustrations if people were not truly so stupid.

But, in fact, these diagrams show that they unfortunately walk among us.

Great humor - and since it's part of real life, the humor is even more honest and it was an all around fantastic post.

What would we do without you? :)
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