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Posted on 2008.03.12 at 00:57
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Newman - Serenity
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Game over.

IP-logging reinstated.


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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:07 (UTC) (Link)
I'm typing this comment naked.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:09 (UTC) (Link)
I know. I hacked into your web cam 6 months ago.
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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:16 (UTC) (Link)
When I think about you I masturbate!
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:23 (UTC) (Link)
This comment is useless without pictures.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:19 (UTC) (Link)
I'm having a birthday party over the weekend, and one of the invitees, who's been trying my patience somewhat of late, told me yesterday that she was bringing two friends with, neither of whom I know. She'd previously asked me if she could bring them, but I would have looked churlish if I'd said "Fuck you, no", so I gave unenthusiastic assent. She pointed me towards the journal of one of them, and he looks like a pretentious and contrived twatwaffle. I really don't want them around, especially since I plan to drink LOTS of booze and I'd prefer to only be in the company of my (similarly drunk) good friends, just in case I, er, misbehave.

So now I'm all pissed-off about it, and there's nothing I can do about it without, you know, ruining the party atmosphere.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 07:10 (UTC) (Link)
When I have my parties, I ensure all the guests know when it is to end, and end promptly it does.

Then the other party starts.

Works like a champ, 100% effective.
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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:23 (UTC) (Link)
I grit my teeth when I smile at people I hate at work.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:25 (UTC) (Link)
When I think about you I NEVER masturbate.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:31 (UTC) (Link)
I have not been to work on time in three months.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:33 (UTC) (Link)
I am afraid people will recognize me if I post some of my scandalous secrets.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 07:03 (UTC) (Link)
I wish I had scandalous secrets to post :(
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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:34 (UTC) (Link)
Nothing good can come from this exercise.

I love it! I will be on the edge of my seat for days. Feelings will certainly be hurt, people will cry, relationships will be changed...

Anonymous commenting... what could go wrong?
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:53 (UTC) (Link)
This is why I have my popcorn ready and I've turned comment tracking on for this post.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:42 (UTC) (Link)
I miss those videos!
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 12:18 (UTC) (Link)
video killed the radio star
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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:50 (UTC) (Link)
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:55 (UTC) (Link)
You start.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:54 (UTC) (Link)
my mother is not going to like this one little bit.
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(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 06:57 (UTC) (Link)
There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 10:49 (UTC) (Link)
I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 11:19 (UTC) (Link)
I masturbate every morning. It usually makes me late for work.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 13:53 (UTC) (Link)
I hate it when people talk to me.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 16:08 (UTC) (Link)
I once hit a pedestrian with my car.
(Anonymous) at 2008-03-12 16:54 (UTC) (Link)
I once saw someone hit a pedestrian with a car.
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