ehowton (ehowton) wrote,

  • Music:

DJ Da $4 Busta Yo Hot Cocoa U MC Tonal Beats!

Well, when it's all said and done I ended up deleting many albums. Most of them were soundtracks, not scores, and all of them were ripped at 64kbps. Ok, that's not entirely true. As a rule of thumb, I do not listen to anything in which the artists name begins with, ends with, or contains, "Da, 2, 4, 6, 8, (but not limited to even numbers) busta, yo," any references to denomination or beverage, (i.e. iced tea, 2 cent (also encapsulates previous rule)), the letter "U" as a standalone word, variations of disc jockey's or master of ceremonies, or any other word or deviation of word which applies to timbre, amplitude or frequency of pulses of sound, or phonology descriptions.

Think I ought to apply for a trademark on the subject line just in case?
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