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You can't write stuff this funny...

Posted on 2008.03.16 at 12:59
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So there's this young lady who interacts with Tomas and I on xanga, and just for giggles, she Google'd his username and tells us she found some interesting pictures of him.

Curious, I do the same using GIS and the first hit is the picture of him bombed out of his mind with his pants off in the middle of a field at midnight with the caption: Eating my own shit!

You can't write stuff this funny...



Eating my own shit!


Along the same vein, we've noticed a trend in commenting since my December 1st party: When I poke fun at schpydurx on an entry, my comments spike.

Why is this, and will this post follow suit, or nullify our control group? I want to put this to rest once and for all!

Poll #1155415 Mockery

Why do you people love it when I mock Tom?

Retarded people make me laugh
2(13.3%)
Its so much fun/easy
2(13.3%)
He brings it on himself
10(66.7%)
He's clueless!
1(6.7%)
He deserves your spite
0(0.0%)


Also Tom, those two DVD's you left at my house, the one I hated and the one I didn't watch? Yeah, my wife is sending those back to you. Thanks.

Comments:


Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-03-17 06:32 (UTC) (Link)
You poll is unfair and does not accurately represent all viewpoints as it does not contain an "other" option.

What happened to all of the protected stuff you said you were going to post about?
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 06:38 (UTC) (Link)
"Other."
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-03-17 06:46 (UTC) (Link)
Also Tom, those two DVD's you left at my house, the one I hated and the one I didn't watch? Yeah, my wife is sending those back to you. Thanks.
Though I eagerly await their return to my collection, I am sorry to hear that you never watched Wit.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 06:58 (UTC) (Link)
"Other."
Cat Who Likes OpenBSD
bsdcat at 2008-03-17 07:03 (UTC) (Link)
Wow, 5 comments and all of them are schpydurx or you. I think I know why your comment counts are so high...
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 07:40 (UTC) (Link)
We feed off each other, like sharks in rivers of blood.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-03-17 07:19 (UTC) (Link)
I suspect your comments spike whenever he gets mentioned because he feels the need to respond to every single comment that even remotely alludes to him in any way possible. No matter how unflattering.

And I think you should have had ticky boxes on this poll. I wanted to pick the three middle ones!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 07:43 (UTC) (Link)
Ticky boxes! Of course! I forgot that was how to enable multiple selections.

*le sigh*
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-03-17 07:57 (UTC) (Link)
You do realize that per Dan's article this post should theoretically increase the traffic to your site per the caption of the photo and the contents thereof.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 08:01 (UTC) (Link)
That article specifically mentioned accurate posting time as well, and since I wanted to leave Monday as a possible new posting day, and it was already zero one-hundred local here, I "backdated" my entry to Sunday. And although the subject of me smacking you around as a draw tickles me, I'm not looking to drive traffic to my site.
Me
photogoot at 2008-03-17 22:10 (UTC) (Link)
So here is how it works for me... I do not find Sphincter-X entertaining or amusing. I find that I must employ, to steal another's term, "brutal and direct methods" to drive off this little worm of a human being. This tactic has worked relatively well for me. I notice that after a good dose of brutal honesty he does go away for a time. This was not the case when I suffered his nonsense in silence.

I find him at his core utterly disdainful; I find his girl friend equally repulsive. He is a cruel bully and a person of low character. There is no Teddy bear here folks, if there is indeed a soft center to this person it is that of a dullard and a retard. I have watched time and time again on line, and in person unfortunately, as he degrades or lies to people he seeks private comfort with. He is the kind of worm who likes to play king of the nerds with one group while denigrating that same group as a rouse to gain a perceived stature with others. I think we have all known "that guy" at work who talks about how much he hates his “stupid wife” but acts the doting husband in her presence. That's very much the kind of asshole Sphincter-X is.

I am actually a person who does not enjoy employing brutal and direct methods with others; however nor I am one to suffer a fool. We all know first hand that when the light is shown on a cockroach they scurry away…. True enough they always comeback later, they’re fucking cockroaches after all! And so it is with Sphincter-X. If I must be one of the few to shine the brutal and direct light of truth on this cockroach I can be comfortable with that.

And that, is the rest of the story……… Good day.


Edited at 2008-03-17 10:12 pm (UTC)
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-03-18 03:02 (UTC) (Link)
Well Happy St. Patrick's day to you!!!

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time3 at 2008-03-18 00:49 (UTC) (Link)
I think I read the comments for the brutality, not that I agree with it. I used the original post to warn drinking guests once of what could happen if they got smashed. Look back, I should have shown them the photos first then issued the warning as the verbal warning didn't help prevent carnage.

Still though, after the fact, I couldn't bring myself to photograph the carnage. I wonder if that makes me a good guy?
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-18 03:57 (UTC) (Link)
I wonder if that makes me a good guy?
Everything but the tights.
galinda822 at 2008-03-18 02:15 (UTC) (Link)
I would have chosen all of them if it had been an option.

You're right though - you do get a lot of comments when posting about him.

Sorry I didn't see this post earlier but I've been...busy?
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-18 03:55 (UTC) (Link)
Busy is an understatement.
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