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You can't write stuff this funny...

Posted on 2008.03.16 at 12:59

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Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-03-17 14:32 (UTC) (Link)
She explained quite clearly why she finds you so amusing. There is no way around it, your constant social floundering, attention mongering, pissing on everybody's interests but your own and just general ass attitude is indeed as entertaining as a train wreck.

You seem to be under the misimpression that it is cold-hearted to disdain an obnoxious idiot manchild with the sexual politics of a nine-year-old whom has been given every opportunity to behave like a human being and doesn't. It isn't. It is the proper attitude to take with somebody who unapologetically runs hot and cold upon others, who can't be relied upon to be at least civil for any length of time, and who doesn't know how to tell when somebody isn't flirting with them (which crosses the line from being annoying into the realm of really creepy, by the way).

You say that deep down you're some kind of wonderful teddy bear. Well, that doesn't really mean jack; you're either nice or you're not. That 'gruff exterior masking a heart of gold' shit only works in movies. And even there, it's passé.

Edited at 2008-03-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 14:54 (UTC) (Link)
Manchild. When I finished laughing (because that's just funny as hell) I realized that what followed backed up your claim. An eloquent and impressive thesis, sir!
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-03-17 16:05 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. Perhaps one day some of this will sink in, he'll accept that he does not have the answers for everything, and everyone will be much happier.

I doubt it, though.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-03-17 16:10 (UTC) (Link)
<3 <3 <3

I used my favourite icon to describe your comment.
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-03-17 16:16 (UTC) (Link)
And here's his OTP to show solidarity!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-03-17 16:42 (UTC) (Link)
A unified front exudes strength in the eyes of adversity. Alas, I have no composer icons, so I humbly offer you my conductor.
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-03-17 21:49 (UTC) (Link)
Your conductor has directed several of my favorite recordings!

I offer this icon of Howard Shore conducting!

The combined forces of all of these batons... the mind boggles!
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-03-18 05:07 (UTC) (Link)
The combined forces of all of these batons...

Now I want smutty fanfic. Damn you.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-03-17 17:53 (UTC) (Link)
ICON OMG.
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-03-17 21:50 (UTC) (Link)
:D
time3 at 2008-03-18 01:00 (UTC) (Link)
Oh snap.
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