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Walruses Gone Wild!

Posted on 2008.04.13 at 17:45
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Desplat - Syriana
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Ruby was now the most popular walrus on the ice shelf! Everyone wanted a piece of Ruby!

Well, at least all the guy walruses liked her. She didn't have any girl walrus friends. They were nasty to her and called her unfair names.

Poor, poor Ruby!

One day, Ruby was minding her own business, humming along to a song her mama had taught her, back when she was just that little pup:

"One day you'll be blubbery and fat, with long strong tusks for grousing at this and that."


She was just finishing up her song when a group of girl walruses accosted her!

OH NOES!

They asked Ruby why she hated herself. Ruby (being smarter than all the other walruses), carved out hateful words describing her true feelings about life, the universe, and everything so that all the other walruses could read them.

After that, things were different for Ruby. Since people knew what was in her walrus heart, they stopped wanting to be with Ruby, even when she was displaying uninhibited depravity! Furthermore, as news of her walrus words got around, it seemed to upset everyone, even her mama!

To make everything right again, Ruby (being smarter than all the other walruses), soon found a way to erase the hateful words, thus undoing the harm that had been done! Now everyone on the ice shelf would be her friend again, because her words were now gone.

But her words had been written upon more than just the cold ice. Because they were written with hate, they were also written upon the minds and hearts of everyone else on the ice shelf.

Ruby learned that while you can let your proverbial walrus knickers down here and again, you can never let down your guard.



Ruby's first story can be found on my Ruby Tag: http://ehowton.livejournal.com/tag/ruby

Comments:


Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-14 00:39 (UTC) (Link)
You're going straight to hell for this. I LOVE it.

$100 bucks says "Ruby" doesn't get it.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-14 11:34 (UTC) (Link)
I can only lead a walrus to water, so to speak.
galinda822 at 2008-04-14 00:40 (UTC) (Link)
Poor, poor Ruby! She'll likely never learn any lessons.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-14 01:50 (UTC) (Link)
All fun and angst and no learning makes Ruby a dumb walrus who is frustrated by her own retardation.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-14 11:34 (UTC) (Link)
She's going to take her love to town.
catttitude
catttitude at 2008-04-14 01:02 (UTC) (Link)
Ruby is young and has burned all her bridges. So sad for Ruby the Ho.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-14 01:38 (UTC) (Link)
Oh Ruuuuuby, don't take your love to town.
Me
photogoot at 2008-04-14 04:15 (UTC) (Link)
The image is incredible. A+ I want the DVD!

I smell Trilogy!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-14 04:21 (UTC) (Link)
Ruby is slated to ge a fucking triliogy and I don't get to direct movie one? I swear, there is no justice in the world!
Me
photogoot at 2008-04-14 04:24 (UTC) (Link)
The world has delivered you everything you have earned. Keep your expectations low, it won't sting so much for you.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-14 11:36 (UTC) (Link)
Trilogy? Ah, such high hopes for mankind. This sir, will be a double-trilogy. Six full-length feature films, spanning two generations.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-04-14 13:44 (UTC) (Link)
Like that godaweful piece of shit franchise, Star Wars? Say it isn't so!
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2008-04-14 14:07 (UTC) (Link)
Star Walrus?
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-04-14 05:43 (UTC) (Link)
they stopped wanting to be with Ruby, even when she was displaying uninhibited depravity

Lucky Ruby has never called people tramps before! Oh, wait ...

I'm on the edge of my seat, tingling with anticipatory, er, anticipation. Will there be a sequel to this thrilling saga? I can barely wait.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-04-14 12:05 (UTC) (Link)
Will there be a sequel to this thrilling saga?

Indubiously! I don't create the news, however - I simply report it.
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