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Year in Review

Posted on 2008.05.06 at 12:45
Current Location: 75070
Current Music: The Philosopher Cycle: Sensations, Textures, Ethereal
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I rec'd an AIM from galinda822 that it had indeed been TWO FULL YEARS since our last Cinco de Mayo party as I left STL just prior to our next big blow-out bash there. Then my badge at work expired, locking me out of the doors. I've been back a year.

The following is a poem of sorts, cobbled together from the titles and/or subjects of many of my posts since May 5, 2007 and linked to the ones in question.

I tried to have this up *on* May 5th, but it took me two days to link and compose:




Week One
Stalker chick
Take a look at my big dick
Lotus breeze
On my knees, crowy's pleased
Nobody rides for free

Classic score
Wife ring bling
Car goes ping; you know what I mean
"I so rock"
House sold on lot
Talk about beating-off.

City calls
ehowton's Dad
The greatest times I've ever had
Founding KAG
Taco bowl
See you on Channel Ocho

New car
Serious Cat
With sails unfurled s'where its at
Ink of Squid
Playlist Sex
Six Degrees
Party prep

Deathly Hallows
Sing about Jane
Damn my tears, they fall like rain
Initiate
Infestate
Ya'll think blue is really great

Party Time!
Tomas sits
P.T.S.D.
A perfect fit!
Tom fucks up
Do stars watch us?
I'm not responsible for your empty cup

What's come over me?
There's nowhere I'd rather be
Spiritual exclusivity
Color schemes
Fucked up dreams
Seven's tits
Steampunk mitt
M-Dowg!
New pair of shoes
Are you the Keymaster?
Fingerbang my muse!

Wizzle
Wife
Let there be light
If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it
Save galinda822 from zombie revolve it
There's a Monster in my pants
Purple-headed thistle
My hot little number
Hit me like a missle

I am
Candyman
Boy's back
Thread's hijacked
I'm not gay
Everyday
No pants
Gas dance
200 years
Celtman's ears
Bags of shit
Belief, Faith, Myth

Froths, froths more!
Walrus whore!
Gigantic head!
Take her to bed!
Made of win!
In like Flynn!
Boobs rock!
Virgin cock!
Peace never came!
In-freaking-sane!
Eating my own shit!
Awsome mix!
Dull repetitive tasks suck!
Hulked right square in the nuts!

THE DAY BEFORE THE SNOW FELL!
LEGO ENGINEER!
EIGHT HUNDRED COMMENTS?!?!?
COMPLICATIONS I FEAR!
SHAZAAM! GAWLEEE!
MAN THE HARPOONS!
I SEE THINGS AS I SEE ME!
I KNOW KUNG-FU!
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!
HANDFULL OF ASS!
NCSA PROTECTOR!
THIS TOO SHALL PASS!

The discerning reader
Consistent though may be
A gift of Galinda
Eye Are See

Old Skool cassettes
Tiger cubs
Self-imposed exile
Guess what?

"And Daddy?"
A father and his son
Great Scott!
My work here is done...

Comments:


texas_tangent
texas_tangent at 2008-05-06 20:53 (UTC) (Link)
I thought I always had a lot to say.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-06 21:04 (UTC) (Link)
And I always thought I was a man of few words.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-05-07 02:00 (UTC) (Link)
Horeshit! You babble as much online as I do on when I open my mouth, and that's saying a lot, sir!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 02:11 (UTC) (Link)
The difference being, of course, that my stories are interesting, and well told.
JaceMan
jaceman at 2008-05-09 00:27 (UTC) (Link)
Spoken like a very humble man of few words.

-2LumpsOSugar
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 02:30 (UTC) (Link)
You're very verbose here lately.
I, for one, enjoy it. :)
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 02:32 (UTC) (Link)
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 02:35 (UTC) (Link)
I'm just grateful you managed to save me.
You're my hero! ;)
JaceMan
jaceman at 2008-05-06 22:25 (UTC) (Link)
What the?
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-06 22:41 (UTC) (Link)
My badge expired yesterday (it took me two full days to compose this, else it would've gone up yesterday) marking one-year back at this location.
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 02:29 (UTC) (Link)
Wow! Great job...no wonder it took so long to post.
A lot of great post this past year for you. I think you've done your best work since moving back to Texas.

Thanks for giving us this opportunity to go back and reminisce.

ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 02:31 (UTC) (Link)
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 02:40 (UTC) (Link)
Do you think I'm arrogant enough to become an honorary Texan? :)

I loved that visit! It had been 7 months since I'd seen you and 6 months since I'd seen your family.
I was missing you all so much.

STL is home but it just isn't the same with you all gone.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 11:34 (UTC) (Link)
Only us native Texans are arrogant. The rest are as sweet as you are; so yes!
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 22:56 (UTC) (Link)
Aw! I'm flattered! You're so sweet to say so.

galinda822 at 2008-05-07 02:33 (UTC) (Link)
That Cinco de Mayo was fantastic!
The food, the company, the margarita's and the music.

One of my best memories!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 15:21 (UTC) (Link)
Good times. She can really pull off a party, can't she ;)
galinda822 at 2008-05-07 22:55 (UTC) (Link)
She sure can! She's so good at organizing everything.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-05-07 03:59 (UTC) (Link)
I take offense at the verse about my ears in proximity to the phrase bags of shit.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-05-07 11:32 (UTC) (Link)
Had you clicked on the links, however, you would've noticed they were indeed very different posts. In fact, if I recall correctly, I needed something to rhyme with "200 years" in reference to the Dilbert cartoon on unix experience.
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