DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!

And speaking of
photogoot, his mother once told me a story about her (then ex) husband.
"When he was in the military and I was a stay-at-home mom, I spent hours each and every day slaving over the iron pressing his uniform. It wasn't until after we'd been divorced did I find out that all the time I was doing this, he could have had his uniforms pressed and starched on base for $3.00. THREE DOLLARS!" Yet my wife bitches because she has to drop off my dry cleaning...AND pick it up. *sigh*
Thanks again to
irulan_amy for suggesting
Big Bad Toy Store for my new Viper Mk. VII!

I remember the first time I had a Harry Ramsden's battered sausage. My heart exploded and burst out my chest. It was fantastic. Welcome back
somebritinmass.