I love egg nog like a YP girl loves Pumpkin Spice. Like, I abhor fast-food emulsified palm-oil shakes, but when they offer "Egg Nog" shake I'm all over it. Egg Nog ice cream, egg nog flavored black tea, egg nog cereal, I'll put egg nog in everything I can from November through January. And with the unexpected commercialization of egg nog being an "Easter" release the last couple of years, dudebro has freaking risen! FIGHT ME!