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Shiner Bock

Posted on 2008.07.03 at 21:51
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Boy did I get drunk at at drax0r's and tried to make it with every female which showed up.

God but I love women.

All women.

Happy 4th all!


photogoot at 2008-07-04 03:42 (UTC) (Link)
Keep having fun, just try to keep it in your pants there sailor. ;-)
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:33 (UTC) (Link)
Remember I wanted to drink to excess at my December 2007 party and failed? Yeah, I made up for that last night.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-04 04:52 (UTC) (Link)
You probably tried it with the dogs as well!!!
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:35 (UTC) (Link)
There were no bitches present. Only ladies.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-04 08:58 (UTC) (Link)
Manwhore. :)

Please tell me you at least used decent pick-up lines.
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:37 (UTC) (Link)
Oozing charm from every pore
He oiled his way around the floor.
mr_dowg at 2008-07-04 09:47 (UTC) (Link)
Well......at least I wasn't the only one......of course, I was going around groping every woman that got near me! I am sure glad that my friends like me or I am sure I would have gotten my ass kicked more than once!

It was a blast though!!!!!!!!!
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:40 (UTC) (Link)
Your inappropriate touching made my advances seem downright banal - you're right about one thing though: I'm glad we were amongst friends!

What a riot.
glodowg at 2008-07-04 13:01 (UTC) (Link)
Ya'll are all lying.... trying to sound more than what you are.

It was a calm peaceful evening. Might even call it a tad boring. hmmmmmmmm
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:41 (UTC) (Link)
Yes ma'am, some of us were drinking more than others. I'm glad I stopped when I did. Also, thanks for the ride home!
prog_guy69 at 2008-07-04 13:45 (UTC) (Link)
Was Mrs. ehowton there? If so, you might have scored with one of the females. Then again, you might have gotten a swift kick between the legs.
ehowton at 2008-07-04 14:44 (UTC) (Link)
While its true that catttitude uses me as a plaything for her own satisfaction on the rare occasion she's had too much to drink, I can assure you sir the absolute opposite occurs if she's the sober one and I'm not.

There are some double-standards which will never go away.
texas_tangent at 2008-07-04 16:10 (UTC) (Link)
I showed up after you left but your misadventures even lived on to that late hour.
ehowton at 2008-07-04 16:35 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, about that...Wow.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2008-07-05 07:50 (UTC) (Link)
I don't want to be a tiger
'Cause tigers play to rough
Don't want to a be a lion
'Cause lions are the kind you love enough

Just want to be your teddy bear
ex_crowy at 2008-07-06 04:24 (UTC) (Link)
I sure do miss living in Anna. Not because you tried to "make it" with every female that showed up, mind you.
ehowton at 2008-07-06 04:46 (UTC) (Link)
Well, maybe a *little* bit?
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