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Posted on 2008.07.11 at 09:00
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After all the research I poured into yesterday's post, and learning all about PostSecret, during a comment I left irulan_amy I've decided to start a spin-off site, with a twist.

I'll call it:

POST SECRETION


Here's how it'll work - all you sickos out there can wipe, smear, drip, spit, forcibly eject, ejaculate, or excrete any substance you wish onto a plain white 3x5 postcard and send it to me with your sick, pathetic, emo story about how you came to be in contact with, or your story behind your own secretion and why you think you need to share this information with the world.

I'll make millions.

Comments:


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-11 14:10 (UTC) (Link)
What good timing! I have a sniffle today, and I would LOVE to share the emo story of my crumpled tissues with you!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-11 14:14 (UTC) (Link)
Just slather that goop onto a 3x5 white index card and let me know all about how it makes you feel, and your perception of yourself because of it. Its okay, you're not alone.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-11 14:20 (UTC) (Link)
I would like to try my hand at bad poetry. Would it be a problem if my emo confession is in dubious verse?

(if it's legible through the nasal secretions, of course)
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:13 (UTC) (Link)
Oh send it baby, were just a waiting!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-11 16:13 (UTC) (Link)
Bottle your secretions for me? I think I'll sell them on the site as well. Thanks!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:17 (UTC) (Link)
I think I know someone who would buy them all!!!

No it's not drax0r !!!

Is this Macaulay Culkin in this avatar???
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:21 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, please do. Were all a tither!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-12 06:19 (UTC) (Link)
My runny snot
It runs a lot
I blow and blow
For what, I do not know.
galinda822 at 2008-07-11 14:44 (UTC) (Link)

Gross!

Your poor mail carrier will have to wear a biohazard suit.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-11 15:04 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

Its a sick world out there. That's why my new site will succeed. What about the postman who delivers the post cards to PostSecret? You think he's not emotionally scarred reading day after day the perversions which pass through his hand? Mine will simply crank up the 'Ewwwww!' factor significantly, which I think is where the draw will be. Volumes will arrive. I may be seen as singlehandedly reinvigorating the United States Postal Service and will have a stamp made of my face in honor. I can almost taste the dry mint adhesive which covers the reverse side.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-11 16:14 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

Hey - next time I see you, will you secrete on me directly? I'm thinking of putting up a paid members-only area where they can log in and watch secretion transfer take place.
galinda822 at 2008-07-11 17:05 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

It would be my pleasure! :)
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:11 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

I could swear she already did that!!!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 06:38 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

No reply says volumes!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-12 14:32 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Gross!

So does not sleeping at 0138.
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ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-12 04:35 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. I'll make you partner when we make our first million.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:10 (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure he'd love to be your partner!!!

But someone I think would be very jealous and threaten to post secret e-mails of an embarrassing nature!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-12 06:20 (UTC) (Link)
I can't be embarrassed.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 06:25 (UTC) (Link)
Aren't there pictures of you and drax0r in action???
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 06:45 (UTC) (Link)
No response says volumes!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-12 14:34 (UTC) (Link)
Most people our age who have children are 'sleeping' at the time you posted this. If you like, I can wait until you're asleep, then ask you questions immediately followed with, 'no response says volumes' if you like. This is not an Instant Messenger client, its a blog. Come to think of it, I bet you're sleeping now!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-12 05:23 (UTC) (Link)
He loves you too!!!
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