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Duality

Posted on 2008.07.18 at 11:11
Current Location: 75070
Current Music: Grieg - Peer Gynt




While my Treadmill Computer was working out great for me, my wife was growing increasingly annoyed with it. She was always stepping over it to get to her side, it was noisy when she was at her desk, and let's face it, unsightly. The Beautiful setup I'd crafted, replete with zip-tied wires was rent apart creating a tangled mess. So, I cleaned everything up and moved out the treadmill. But what to do? Two hours daily on a treadmill is not an engaging activity. Being a woman of action (as well as great beauty, but I digress) she bought a LCD television with a built-in DVD player and had me mount it on the wall. A week later (and with a little ingenuity from mr_dowg) I mounted my Logitech x230's on the wall, and zip-tied the cords together. All I require now is a tall plant of the like to cover the cables, and I'm done. We moved our weights and weight bench in there as well. So...for the past several weeks, I've been spending between one and two hours a day on the treadmill four to five times a week, working weights every other day.



I was ready for a hair cut, but I wanted a flattop - and a flattop on me right now makes me look pear-like, so I wanted to wait until I was getting visible results before I greatly altered my appearance. So I got it cut yesterday, which means while I'm still pear shaped, at least I'm a D'Anjou, rather than a Bartlett. Across from work they just opened up something called a 'Sport Clips.' Its staffed by beautiful women and appears to pander to male clientele. Though I wasn't aware of such a thing, they are the official barber of the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) and though I didn't have my card with me, I do carry a Mastercard with the VFW seal on it and with that discount was able to get my haircut and beard trimmed for the amazingly low price of $12.80. And because I got my hair cut, I'll now have to have it attended to every now and then. I'll be back. And its within walking distance of Chiptole ;)



In any case, I'm going to get down to my Air Force weight to prove to my wife that it can be done - and honestly, I've never had any greater motivation than to prove her wrong. I like to eat - this is no surprise to anyone, which is why dieting or portion control is beyond my comprehension; I'm a man of excesses in everything I do (reference hair, above) but I've found that exercise is something I'm *actually* capable of in the comfort of my own home.

And I have yet to receive any new music, though according to the three sources from which I've ordered them all, they have already 'shipped' including one I ordered simply because lehah told me to do so. So far, he's only instructed me to get something three times, the other two being Terminal Velocity and the remastered Heavy Metal both of which were solid recommendations. So I ordered sight-unseen (or unheard, as the case may be) the 3-CD set 'Naked Spur' which sold out today...after mine shipped. Thanks dude.

And despite the fact that my Succubus was an underachieving post (though I did get some good conversation with galinda822 out of it) I have another Magnus Opus I will attempt to put up this weekend along the same vein.

Comments:


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-18 16:24 (UTC) (Link)
In your succubus post, I just realised that you failed to mention my favourite succubus of all. *points to icon*

And we await your new magnum opus with interest! Er, can we have pictures of naked men this time? ;)
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 17:32 (UTC) (Link)
Ma'am, it'll be a veritable sausage-fest when I unleash Incubus upon the unsuspecting masses. Alas, that one is not due until later this month.
irulan_amy at 2008-07-18 17:37 (UTC) (Link)
I second this vote!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 17:58 (UTC) (Link)
Well if this keeps up I'm going to have to post my Incubus post next. Sheesh!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 18:09 (UTC) (Link)
Also, uniqueblog gave me permission to use one of his in the Incubus post!
galinda822 at 2008-07-18 16:34 (UTC) (Link)
I can't believe you cut it off! This makes those ponytail pics more memorable. :)

I enjoyed your Succubus post and am all atitter waiting for your Magnus Opus this weekend.

ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 17:36 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you ma'am. I'm hoping that the benefits of our schedules will allow such overlap as to enjoy each others fruits of labor this weekend.
hiro_antagonist at 2008-07-18 17:41 (UTC) (Link)
Good luck with the exercise, I need to do the same.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 18:00 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks dude. I haven't exercised like this since I left the service. Now I crave it. Its been three weeks and I wish I could do more. There's simply not enough hours in the day.
irulan_amy at 2008-07-18 20:29 (UTC) (Link)
Really? I desperately need to get back into working out again. I've been using school as an excuse really...
glodowg
glodowg at 2008-07-18 18:11 (UTC) (Link)
You should have made a POLL of the pictures!

I vote #2. I like a man with a buzz!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 18:28 (UTC) (Link)
It would take me just over a year to grow the ponytail back if no one liked my buzz. I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection.
wardlejew
wardlejew at 2008-07-18 18:36 (UTC) (Link)
I like the haircut. I vote #2 too, but we all know whose vote matters the most.

Good luck with the exercise. There are other benefits besides lost pounds.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 18:38 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah...about that, I'm hoping to get my blood pressure and cholesterol down by my next check-up :)
irulan_amy at 2008-07-18 20:30 (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, you definitely go to extremes. I really like the long hair, but the buzz cut is nice.

Now...give me a penis post already!
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-18 21:11 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! And mr_dowg and I were just reviewing said penises for the upcoming post. I'm working on how to best frame it. I want it to be completely different from the last one.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2008-07-19 07:27 (UTC) (Link)
What THA!!!
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ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-19 04:38 (UTC) (Link)
I'm always amenable to meeting at Stonebriar Mall as well. We enjoy the odd weekend there. Not quite halfway, but close enough with something to do inbetween ;)
joey_glover
joey_glover at 2008-07-19 18:08 (UTC) (Link)
i miss your hair
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-19 18:45 (UTC) (Link)
I saved a lock just for you. I'll bring it by for your going-away-party scrapbook.
joey_glover
joey_glover at 2008-07-19 18:47 (UTC) (Link)
i knew i could trust you
JaceMan
jaceman at 2008-07-19 23:35 (UTC) (Link)
Hey dude... don't EVER get "skinny!"
joey_glover
joey_glover at 2008-07-23 22:05 (UTC) (Link)
yeah E, ur sexy just the way you are
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