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The Green Fairy

Posted on 2008.07.20 at 17:00

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Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-20 21:58 (UTC) (Link)
The last time I drank absinthe at a party, I ended up being fondled by large numbers of random partygoers.

/sordid story
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-20 22:23 (UTC) (Link)
Likely they saw you as The Green Fairy. Prior to EuroTrip (and to a lesser degree, mr_dowg) all Green Fairy's came with a set of breasts. Come to think of it, you'd make a FANTASTIC Green Fairy.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-20 22:28 (UTC) (Link)
I'd have to flaunt my cleavage a lot, though. I'd be too modest to do that.
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-20 22:32 (UTC) (Link)
Ma'am, you wouldn't have to do a damn thing but stand there. Even the most demure of women become objects of abject lust after drinking a sufficient amount of absinthe. The bohemian movement was built upon it!
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-07-20 22:36 (UTC) (Link)
... so you're implying I'm only an object of lust after suitable amounts of absinthe? ;)
ehowton
ehowton at 2008-07-20 22:42 (UTC) (Link)
I'm agreeing that you're downright modest enough to catch only the eyes of those worthy of your affections. That is, until they start drinking absinthe. Everyone wants to bed the green fairy!
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