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Posted on 2008.09.18 at 09:45
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There was some talk on The Evolution of an Avatar concerning the visual acuity of the model I chose which led me to further investigate the issue, and let me tell you, it was a real eye-opener. Armed with a €4.50 (US $6.55) three-day Rapid Share Premium User Pass, rarcrack, wget, my dual-layer DVD burner, and a weekend spent in front of the computer on-call, I discovered our innocent beauty was anything but. She's a prolific model, voted a top ten model of Met-Art Fine Photography and appears to do all her modeling overseas.

Final tally:

  • 50 Shoots

  • 3000 Images

  • 6 Movies

  • 8 Short Clips

  • 6.5 Gigbytes!

Meet Danae. AKA Gina. AKA Tina. Yeah, she's been around the block, and I have the pictures to prove it. She sure is proud of her anatomy! That aside, she appears to be the consummate professional model based on some of the videos of her shoots I've seen. So anyway, I cropped all the pictures - had to really, I don't think she owns any clothes, poor girl. Let's put this discussion to rest once and for all, in a vote! I tried to choose pictures in which she wasn't purposely squinting or overtly wide-eyed. Consider the evidence I have brought forth carefully, then select as many of the options below as you see fit. No two pictures are from a single session, ALL PICTURES ARE WORK SAFE!

Poll #1262323 Amblyopia


I still see lazy-eye
Its more 'heavy-lidded' actually
Either of the above, but her pout makes up for it
Her makeup grossly exaggerates this deformity
Her makeup hides any potential imperfection
Its her Zoolander 'look' and nothing more
All Eastern-European girls look the same to me
Arrr, she still looks like a pirate to me, matey.
I'd do her.
I would cross the four-corners of the Earth to drink her bathwater.

All this is beginning to creep *me* out a little!


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-09-18 14:51 (UTC) (Link)
... she even has her own tag now? Oh, ehowton!

(Your dedication to, er, research is certainly, ah, dedicated. You forgot to mention the boxes of tissues that you went through, though.)

ehowton at 2008-09-18 15:01 (UTC) (Link)
I'm very thorough.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2008-09-18 15:03 (UTC) (Link)
So they say.
drax0r at 2008-09-18 15:08 (UTC) (Link)
She's not heavy-lidded, she's just retarded.

ehowton at 2008-09-18 21:26 (UTC) (Link)
And as usual you find a perfect specimen of an example in which to illustrate your point.
Anima Engine
anima_engine at 2008-09-18 15:39 (UTC) (Link)
Really cute girl, but on the youngish side and perhaps a little too aware of her beauty (might be the photography). Not my type, but I see why she would have a legion of fans.
ehowton at 2008-09-18 21:25 (UTC) (Link)
She's aware of a lot more than just her beauty, let me tell you - she showed me that too!
galinda822 at 2008-09-18 16:15 (UTC) (Link)
Does she always have to squint in every picture. I think she may need glasses.
ehowton at 2008-09-18 21:24 (UTC) (Link)
Myopically impaired! Excellent hypothesis!
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2008-09-18 18:09 (UTC) (Link)
Happy birthday!
ehowton at 2008-09-18 21:09 (UTC) (Link)
Why thank you! Its wacky but true what they say - people *do* come out of the woodwork to wish you well! How wonderful!
texas_tangent at 2008-09-19 03:06 (UTC) (Link)
Ehowton hates people telling him Happy Birthday...

According to this post.!
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2008-09-19 06:08 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks. I did get that vibe before, but at least now I know for sure.
ehowton at 2008-09-19 11:37 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you for remembering!
ex_crowy at 2008-09-18 20:04 (UTC) (Link)
Happy birthday!

I do not know who this girl is, as I've been out of the LJ loop, but she looks like your typical blonde to me. As I am not male or a fan of blondes as a general rule, she doesn't do anything for me. :)
ehowton at 2008-09-18 21:08 (UTC) (Link)
As I am not male...
Though I've not been privy to that singlemost undeniable evidence firsthand, what empirical knowledge I do have concerning your person, I hereby second your statement.

Edited at 2008-09-18 09:27 pm (UTC)
leonardii at 2008-09-19 03:13 (UTC) (Link)
Happy Birthday!!!!
ehowton at 2008-09-19 11:35 (UTC) (Link)
Thanks dude.
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