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Vapor, The Sofa King - A Tale of Equilibrium

Posted on 2009.02.03 at 07:00
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: Sarah Brightman - Dive
Sofa King inconsequential
Multi-state elemental
Always too hot; always too cold
Fluctuating phases considered too bold

Sofa King unwanted
Meek condescendingly flaunted
What exactly's wrong with me?
Fū, Kū! Ka Sui Chi!

Sofa King unfair
Just because I'm rare
You sit in your unchanging state
Coiled in mindless hate

Sofa King retarded
I refuse to remain guarded!
Those ancient values are flawed you hold onto
I can transcend you!

Sofa King sweet
Movement complete
An entire new set of prejudices
Yet still denouncing differences

Sofa King fake
To embrace diversity for diversity's sake
They talk with their gaping sucks
Braying and praying with clicks and with clucks

Sofa King breached
Equilibrium reached!
Moving between worlds
Among swine I'm the pearl

Sofa King delightful!
Freedom's not spiteful
Why can't anyone see
That its amazing to be me?


thesweetestnote at 2009-02-03 17:26 (UTC) (Link)
Great Poem! I know it has a deeper meaning and it touches me on a certain level but...

The Sofa King also reminds me of my cat. That fat bitch just lays there arrogantly waving her tail. Always in my spot :|

but I love her any way :)

Edited at 2009-02-03 05:27 pm (UTC)
ehowton at 2009-02-03 17:32 (UTC) (Link)
Say the first line of each stanza out loud when you read it ;)
thesweetestnote at 2009-02-03 18:14 (UTC) (Link)
LMAO... ok, I'm Sofa King Ditzy ...geez ;P
ehowton at 2009-02-03 19:36 (UTC) (Link)
Hopefully this adds to your enjoyment to the poem (and makes a little more sense)?
thesweetestnote at 2009-02-03 21:02 (UTC) (Link)
I haven't really quite stopped laughing... a few minutes pass and I giggle :) You must share what your inspiration was.
ehowton at 2009-02-04 14:33 (UTC) (Link)
You say funny thing.
drax0r at 2009-02-04 14:39 (UTC) (Link)

One convenient locations.... In Africa.
ehowton at 2009-02-04 15:03 (UTC) (Link)
thesweetestnote at 2009-02-04 17:49 (UTC) (Link)
*LOVE* that pic.
(Anonymous) at 2016-09-21 09:05 (UTC) (Link)
Nice picture fer sure
thesweetestnote at 2009-02-04 17:41 (UTC) (Link)
No so fast... loses meaning. LOL.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2009-02-04 20:05 (UTC) (Link)
Thought you might appreciate this!!!

ehowton at 2009-02-04 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
BRILLIANT! I may have to repost that, dude. Its fantastic.
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