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Life Beyond Mere Existance

Posted on 2005.10.12 at 22:12
Current Mood: sleepy; wide awake
Current Music: Choral Masterpieces - Atlantic Symphony Orchestra; Telarc
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I love gin.

I love my wife and miss her something terrible.

I watched the movie "Soldier's Girl" this evening.

My children are annoying and distress me when I'm near them. Nonetheless I miss them when they are gone.

I am listening to the Telarc release, "Choral Masterpieces" with the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra. Probably under the direction of Robert Shaw.

I can't sleep. I am very sleepy. I am wide awake. I will pay for this in the morning. If I could get away with NOT sleeping tonight, I would.

I need to be in early in the morning.

I have already picked the tie I am going to wear tomorrow.

I cannot believe Richard Penn wanted me for this job.

I'm enjoying my job, but I'm not entirely comfortable in it yet. I'm sure that will come in time.

I have compensated for not being a unix admin by re-doubling my efforts on quark.

I need more disk space on my server.

I want another server up.

I wish Jay would put quark with his servers. It's only 2U!

I wish Tony would bring up osCommerce so I could at least provide Dan Smith with what he wants.

I miss Tony.

I miss my cats. Mleko is integrating into David's household. Speedbump thinks he owns their house.

I will eat steel cut oats for breakfast.

I have not been on my high blood pressure medication for nearly a month.

Houses here are fucking expensive!

These Logitech X-230's are not a poor replacement for my fried Bose.

Bose are overrated anyway.

I always preferred Infinity.

I don't know that Infinity makes multi-media speakers.

I don't know why they wouldn't.

I annoy most people who know me.

The only reason my co-workers tolerate me is because I'm the new manager.

I listen to "The Shape of Things to Come" at least 4 times a day.

I wish my Cavalier had more horsepower.

I'm thankful for my family. Everything I do is for them, even when they don't realize it.

I've thought about becoming Amish. I could really do that.

It was fun living with David and Wendy.

We had a house picked out in Burleson.

I drink a lot of water (when I'm not drinking gin).

I need to urinate.

I have a Sun 711 multi-pack.

I don't know where it is.

I miss Daisy.

I like OSX.

I am no longer functional with XP because I try to use OSX commands.

It makes me look retarded.

Comments:


Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2005-10-13 04:13 (UTC) (Link)
Eric,

This entry was disturbing.

It made me think of my blog.

I want to check and see if you have a pony tail.

Dan will surely lambaste you for this post.

I told you that Logitechs aren't bad.

In the words of Tony and so many others who have helped try to counsel me along the way, "You need to get laid."

John has a long moustache.
angel_174ever
angel_174ever at 2005-10-13 07:48 (UTC) (Link)
Hang in there eric, life gets better within time just like you told me, and you are wrong my friend. In my eyes i see no one that hates you. I even think you are a good person, i just have my times when i dont want to listen to people and thier advice, but im glad that i took yours to heart. -jess
drax0r
drax0r at 2005-10-13 17:16 (UTC) (Link)
>I love gin.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

>I love my wife and miss her something terrible.

Perhaps you should squeeze the fam into the ghetto motel in STL - oldskool, Hampton Inn style.

>I watched the movie "Soldier's Girl" this evening.

If you take a girl home tonight, and you find that her clitoris is just a touch too prominent and her ovaries are hanging really low, you might have ended up with one of our contestants.

>My children are annoying and distress me when I'm near them. Nonetheless I miss them when they are gone.

RESSSCCUEEE HEEERROOOOSSS!

>I am listening to the Telarc release, "Choral Masterpieces" with the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra. Probably under the direction of Robert Shaw.

I presume this is to substitute for the lack of blood pressure medication mentioned later...

>I can't sleep. I am very sleepy. I am wide awake. I will pay for this in the morning. If I could get away with NOT sleeping tonight, I would.

I slept for 15 hours last night. I went to bed feeling like I was getting sick. Woke up in the middle of the night sick. Woke up again at 11pm on the upswing.

>I need to be in early in the morning.

Just readjust people's expectations. It's worked wonders for me.

>I have already picked the tie I am going to wear tomorrow.

I don't think I've ever seen Tom Waters in a tie.

>I cannot believe Richard Penn wanted me for this job.

Don't worry dude, neither can anyone else.

>I'm enjoying my job, but I'm not entirely comfortable in it yet. I'm sure that will come in time.

Have you been scheduled for your CSC mandated Frontal Lobotomy yet? I hear that's when the comfort comes.

>I wish Tony would bring up osCommerce so I could at least provide Dan Smith with what he wants.

Yeah, I'm using the Dan Smith method of filling essential business needs.

>I miss Tony.

He misses you too.

>I miss my cats. Mleko is integrating into David's household. Speedbump thinks he owns their house.

He owns the whole house, or just his cat zone?

>I will eat steel cut oats for breakfast.

Breakfast is for people that get up early enough not to show up to work just in time for lunch. In other words, I recommend avoiding it.

>I have not been on my high blood pressure medication for nearly a month.

Me either!

>Houses here are fucking expensive!

Not in Texas.

>These Logitech X-230's are not a poor replacement for my fried Bose.

Dude, you're right. If you say it enough times, It just might start to seem like the truth.

>Bose are overrated anyway.

It's not just a river in Egypt.

>I don't know that Infinity makes multi-media speakers.
>
>I don't know why they wouldn't.

Because Bose already pwned that market.

>I annoy most people who know me.

This is so true.

>The only reason my co-workers tolerate me is because I'm the new manager.

No, they probably tolerate you because they think you're mentally retarded and don't want to make you feel bad.

>I listen to "The Shape of Things to Come" at least 4 times a day.

I'm up to about 2.

>I wish my Cavalier had more horsepower.

If wishes were horses, then it would, I suppose. If only you had an oldskool Lumina...

>I'm thankful for my family. Everything I do is for them, even when they don't realize it.

Surely they know this.

>I've thought about becoming Amish. I could really do that.

Dude. The amish don't like Solaris. That's why they scorn technology. You don't need to do that. You've found OSX.

>I drink a lot of water (when I'm not drinking gin).

Gin is mostly water anyway. I drink a lot of water too, even when I'm drinking beer and bourbon.

>I need to urinate.

That's why I keep an empty Arizona Green Tea bottle next to the computer.

>I have a Sun 711 multi-pack.
>
>I don't know where it is.

I'm guessing ADC.

>I miss Daisy.

She slept on my head last night.

>I am no longer functional with XP because I try to use OSX commands.

No longer? Heh.

>It makes me look retarded.

It has nothing to do with XP dude.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2005-10-13 19:28 (UTC) (Link)
I don't know which is more amusing. This post or Tony's rhetorts.
ehowton
ehowton at 2005-10-13 21:58 (UTC) (Link)
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Don't forget Maker's Mark.

Perhaps you should squeeze the fam into the ghetto motel in STL - oldskool, Hampton Inn style.

That is a work in progress - see MEGA SUITE!

If you take a girl home tonight, and you find that her clitoris is just a touch too prominent and her ovaries are hanging really low, you might have ended up with one of our contestants.

IMDB or have you seen the movie?

RESSSCCUEEE HEEERROOOOSSS!

That was so last year. This year it's GO! GO! POWER RANGERS!

I presume this is to substitute for the lack of blood pressure medication mentioned later...

No, it's because I enjoy classical music.

I slept for 15 hours last night. I went to bed feeling like I was getting sick. Woke up in the middle of the night sick. Woke up again at 11pm on the upswing.

You be illin?

Just readjust people's expectations. It's worked wonders for me.

You're the exception, not the rule. And your not the manager either *sigh*

I don't think I've ever seen Tom Waters in a tie.

Tom Waters never worked this hard.

Don't worry dude, neither can anyone else.

It's my destiny.

Have you been scheduled for your CSC mandated Frontal Lobotomy yet? I hear that's when the comfort comes.

There was a CSC edict: NO NEW LOBOTOMIES unless approved by a VP until further notice!

Yeah, I'm using the Dan Smith method of filling essential business needs.

How to lose your T1 colo in 5-minutes flat, by T.C. Halsell.

He misses you too.

Road trip, perhaps?

He owns the whole house, or just his cat zone?

Speedbump does not recognise 'cat zones'

Not in Texas.

Home is where you're gainfully employed.

Dude, you're right. If you say it enough times, It just might start to seem like the truth.

...for half the price.

It's not just a river in Egypt.

Two words - IN SANE!

Because Bose already pwned that market.

Bose are overrated.

This is so true.

See!

No, they probably tolerate you because they think you're mentally retarded and don't want to make you feel bad.

I should play that card up a bit.

I'm up to about 2.

Give it time dude.

If wishes were horses, then it would, I suppose. If only you had an oldskool Lumina...

Or a horse.

Surely they know this.

Surely.

Dude. The amish don't like Solaris. That's why they scorn technology. You don't need to do that. You've found OSX.

Dude, YOU don't like Solaris. Are you Amish?

Gin is mostly water anyway. I drink a lot of water too, even when I'm drinking beer and bourbon.

I've seen you drink water once.

That's why I keep an empty Arizona Green Tea bottle next to the computer.

I'll never drink Arizona Green Tea in your house again.

I'm guessing ADC.

Maybe.

She slept on my head last night.

When pussy sits on my face, its not a cat.

No longer? Heh.

I'm proud of that fact, actually. Though it makes life harder.

It has nothing to do with XP dude.

Thank you for your continued support.
danzigfried at 2005-10-14 00:36 (UTC) (Link)
There is absolutely NOTHING that I can add to this post, that hasnt already been exquisitely been said by Tony, Eric or Tom....that depresses me greatly...
ehowton
ehowton at 2005-10-14 01:50 (UTC) (Link)
I'm sure you could fabricate a witty poem focusing mostly on your nut sack and some how tie it in to the above.
danzigfried at 2005-10-14 02:15 (UTC) (Link)
Oh kitty-kitty, soft and pretty
sitting on my head out of pity
What makes you purr?

Could it be, since im not 53
that you greatly enjoy my company?
Your lips smell like Myhrr.

No one likes the Howton its true
is it his zeal for ties, maybe his 'do'?
He's still a great friend.

Tony Toni Tone says he misses him so
is it time spent with him, or lack of Rescue Heroes?
We wont know until the end.

Professor Tom thinks Eric has a ponytail
I think hes projecting his wants onto this male.
Tom is still an ok guy.

And now with great delight and glee
This poem has come to an end you'll see
Now ive got to say goodbye...
ehowton
ehowton at 2005-10-14 02:32 (UTC) (Link)
I'm impressed - no mention of your testicles whatsoever.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2005-10-14 09:17 (UTC) (Link)
Jesus Christ, Dan! I ain't imposing anything. Just because it rhymes doesn't make it so.
(Anonymous) at 2005-10-14 04:31 (UTC) (Link)

Eric is feeling LONELY?

Snap out of it Eric! You are a better man than that! You are begining to sound like a cry baby!! Make things work! Plot and plan. And get your car back and start your hobby again. Get out and work the rest of your body. Leave the computer alone and take a break.. Well that is what I did and you can see what I have been doing. Something I can pass down. I can enjoy and show off. Maybe even get in Hot Rod someday. heheheh Later dude Robin
ehowton
ehowton at 2005-10-14 11:40 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Eric is feeling LONELY?

Measure twice, cut once? Thanks for posting.
catttitude
catttitude at 2005-10-14 14:32 (UTC) (Link)

Life Beyond Mere Existance

Baby come home to me and I will make you forget your life for one night.
The Amish have no technology hun, besides you can't grow a weed lut alone a garden to feed yourself and your family. Once again the Amish have NO TECHNOLGY: no computers, cel phones or a/c.
See ya soon.
ehowton
ehowton at 2005-10-14 14:35 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Life Beyond Mere Existance

I'll get there as quick as I can!
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