I entered the house. It was an old-woman's house with doilies and antique furniture. Dark paneled walls down a narrow hallway leading into a large living area with threadbare carpet in the rear of the house. There were collections of trinkets everywhere, some of which I recognized as personal items of the murdered victims. It was quiet in the house and I went to inspect them.
Then the lady who owned the house - much younger than I expected, but obviously crazy appeared from the adjacent kitchen with a revolver pointed at me. Then she softened, because she thought I was Eric Delko from CSI: Miami. Seizing advantage of this, I let my mouth go slack and my eyes glaze over and started acting soft-headed, as if I were retarded. She began fussing over me as I surreptitiously mentally inventoried all the knick-knacks in her house for my report. She left to the kitchen again and my radio activated. It was my partner and he was on the premise, getting ready to burst in. Backup was on its way. But he never made it inside.
The trapdoor to the turret was apparently a sidewalk block which tilted when he stood on it and pitched him into an underground tunnel, forcing him into the liquid filled turret.
Then backup arrived, arrested the crazy lady and fished my partner from the turret. I went to the set of CSI: Miami to meet with Adam Rodriquez and explain how I thought he was ill cast as a Miami 'player' because his constant mouth-breathing on the show made him look retarded, and the chance I took by acting retarded when the crazy lady thought I was him had saved my life.
He took it all in stride.
Two nights ago I dreamed I was in my father-in-law's garage with my Pastel Blue 1976 Jaguar, only he was a rich baron in England, and we were besieged by unknown persons with directed energy weapons. It was up to me to get us out. I converted my Jag into a white Jaguar limo/taxi transport vehicle , covered the back and side windows with a thick berber carpet, and burst out of the garage, the strong Jaguar engine pulling me to safety. I met up with
I walked into Tesco and thought I saw this girl from Britain I was once in love with (but ended up sleeping with her sister instead). Were they both here? I began to panic and made my way outside as stealthily as possible.