Rule #11

Posted on 2009.08.04 at 11:25
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drax0r: satanists are sooo melodramatic

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

~ from The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

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anakngtinapa at 2009-08-04 16:31 (UTC) (Link)

I don't get satanism. And that rule, just, weird. o_o Can't even think of a better descriptive word.

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 17:50 (UTC) (Link)

Weird is a good word, though 'excessive' comes to mind.

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thesweetestnote at 2009-08-04 16:50 (UTC) (Link)

Although I have felt like this - it just seems so wrong. Kinda creepy.

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 17:48 (UTC) (Link)

Me to. But only when I'm driving.

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thesweetestnote at 2009-08-05 20:19 (UTC) (Link)

Yes indeed... driving does exclude feeling bad for this...muhahahhaahah!!!

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schpydurx at 2009-08-04 17:03 (UTC) (Link)

I thought this was how you dealt with politicians.

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 17:48 (UTC) (Link)

I heart my local politicians.

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schpydurx at 2009-08-04 17:50 (UTC) (Link)

You have good people in your offices.

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kat_rowe at 2009-08-04 19:05 (UTC) (Link)

Well, I've never really "gotten" Santanists, either (even if they throw great parties, lol), but I'd kind of consider that advice to live by. Well, okay, so I'd replace "destroy" with "completely discredit" but I'm vindictive like that ;p

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 19:24 (UTC) (Link)

(even if they throw great parties, lol)

I too, enjoy BBQ goat.

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kat_rowe at 2009-08-04 19:29 (UTC) (Link)

Let us not forget the booze, music, and ritual sex...

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 22:30 (UTC) (Link)

I have never turned down ceremonial sex.

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kat_rowe at 2009-08-04 22:32 (UTC) (Link)

Well, I've never been into it in a public forum, but it has its uses...

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melancthe at 2009-08-04 19:07 (UTC) (Link)

(You know what would have gone really well with the melodramatic #11? Your emo icon!)

So I went to see what the other ten rules were; I think the world would be a better (and quieter) place if more people adhered to the first one:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Actually, this calls for sparklies:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Maybe one day I'll even start following this advice.

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 19:22 (UTC) (Link)

(You know what would have gone really well with the melodramatic #11? Your emo icon!)

I feel like such a failure because you're absolutely correct.

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melancthe at 2009-08-04 19:25 (UTC) (Link)

Don't cut yourself up over it.

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ehowton at 2009-08-04 19:29 (UTC) (Link)

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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drax0r at 2009-08-05 15:58 (UTC) (Link)

Does Rule # 1 apply to suggestions regarding icon usage? :)

Seriously though, I was reading that list and up to a point I was thinking - yeah, these aren't bad rules to live by...

Maybe that's why they put #11 last.

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melancthe at 2009-08-05 16:49 (UTC) (Link)

Does Rule # 1 apply to suggestions regarding icon usage? :)

If only I had my tacky cleavage icon, I'd TMI you with it. :)

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ehowton at 2009-08-11 03:52 (UTC) (Link)

About that - why don't you?

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