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Posted on 2009.08.18 at 01:00
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So I got confused. It happens. Last year drax0r sent me this video clip, and I haven't seen it since. Then later, melancthe starts uploading a rash of Charlie the Unicorn avatars. To her credit, she used them most amusingly. Pretty soon people on her FL started uploading them as well. Now to say I found this strange based on the above video is an understatement - but I thought it would be fun to do the same. And in context, it all somehow works. Yet...it was becoming increasingly clear that I was missing something, as my comments and theirs just didn't add up. If you're familiar with Charlie the Unicorn can you imagine the severity of "WTF" I got in response to my comments on Magical Unicorn Mayonnaise?


So I sat tonight and watched Charlie the Unicorn videos.

And realized that I'm retarded.


Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2009-08-18 06:27 (UTC) (Link)
"Take it off slowly. That pleases me."

I imagined this being said in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice, and that made it even better.
ehowton at 2009-08-18 11:29 (UTC) (Link)
You are a prostitute named Michelle. Go to the room. A man will be there. He is a suspected arms dealer. He has particular tastes. He likes to watch. You will say his regular girl, Carla, is sick. If he likes you, he will tell you what to do.
morreion at 2009-08-18 06:51 (UTC) (Link)
Pretty soon people on her FL started uploading them as well.

Goddamn lemmings. Do they have no originality?
ehowton at 2009-08-18 11:16 (UTC) (Link)
All the cool kids are doing it.
thesweetestnote at 2009-08-18 15:49 (UTC) (Link)
No unicorn avatar to contribute :(


ehowton at 2009-08-18 23:57 (UTC) (Link)
Sounds like someone needs a Charlie the Unicorn avatar.
thesweetestnote at 2009-08-19 15:12 (UTC) (Link)
I still yet have not seen an episode. I would feel like such a poser if I just got one. I will see it soon. Heck, my daughter knows about Charlie the Unicorn. At first I was terrified that she did. Seeing it as one of Melancthe's avatars I assumed it was of an adult nature. LOL
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2009-08-19 22:13 (UTC) (Link)
You must watch Charlie! They're perfectly innocent (hey, my six-year-old son loves them), but they have this insidiously anarchic humour that's just so entertaining for adults.

We quote them at D&D all the time. The DM will say, "You see darkness", and we'll be all, "YAY, DARKNESS!" *shifty eyes*
thesweetestnote at 2009-08-20 00:00 (UTC) (Link)
OMG! They took his kidney! ROFLMAO!!!

Deliciously Funny!
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2009-08-20 05:47 (UTC) (Link)
The second and third episodes are also very cute, in case you haven't watched them yet! :)
thesweetestnote at 2009-08-20 00:01 (UTC) (Link)
Oh! and the voices of the other unicorns eerily sound like Michael Jackson.
ehowton at 2009-08-20 00:08 (UTC) (Link)
Their voices + enthusiasm crack me up! Poor Charlie.
thesweetestnote at 2009-08-20 00:06 (UTC) (Link)
catttitude at 2009-08-18 19:03 (UTC) (Link)
Every time I see your blog it is about porn. LOL....
ehowton at 2009-08-18 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
I have no idea what you're talking about. Porn? Where?
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2009-08-20 05:13 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, it is indeed. He's been obsessed with porn ever since I met him. He would even throw it down in front of the vice principal daring to get busted with it.
ehowton at 2009-08-20 11:40 (UTC) (Link)
I remember it differently.
irulan_amy at 2009-08-18 19:08 (UTC) (Link)
I just stumbled upon Charlie the Unicorn through a co-worker. I totally said, "Oh, that's what melancthe's icons are from." Funny stuff!
ehowton at 2009-08-18 23:59 (UTC) (Link)
Indeed. I too am looking forward to the continuing saga of Charlie and his androgynous bane.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2009-08-20 05:53 (UTC) (Link)
morreion says I remind him of the squeaky-voiced banes. I'm not sure if that's because I'm annoying or because I steal people's kidneys.
ehowton at 2009-08-20 11:37 (UTC) (Link)
I think its because you make people giggle and are fashioned from win. You know, if I had to guess.
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