ehowton (ehowton) wrote,
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Scenario


You're all alone on a Texas highway, driving fifteen miles an hour under the posted speed limit. Visibility is several miles all around you and there's not another vehicle in sight. The windows are down - its a nice day. Suddenly, I approach as if from nowhere behind you. Because you're doing 50 in a 65, I indicate, move into the empty oncoming traffic lane, downshift, accelerate, and pass you.

You get very angry.

Why?


Poll #1448303 Scenario

Why do you get angry?

Its your default reaction to anything, ever
0(0.0%)
You feel somehow slighted, though you can't articulate why
0(0.0%)
You shouldn't be passed no matter how slowly you drive
0(0.0%)
I disturbed your chi
1(9.1%)
Because you're good enough, and people really like you
0(0.0%)
YOU were there first, goddamnit. I have a lot of gall passing you
0(0.0%)
You get confused easily, and thought it might have been an act of aggression against you
1(9.1%)
You weren't really angry, you just thought it would be funny to pretend you were
0(0.0%)
You're jealous that I can accelerate around you so quickly because your car sucks
0(0.0%)
You should be able to do what you want, when you want, with zero reprucussions (also check next to last)
0(0.0%)
Driving unnaturally slow is safer. Of this you're certain.
0(0.0%)
God has chosen you to express his holy vengence to those who would assume they had the right to pass you
0(0.0%)
You're a bad driver and you know it - you hate it being pointed out in such a manner
0(0.0%)
You're slightly retarded
0(0.0%)
Other (COMMENT BELOW)
3(27.3%)
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