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Posted on 2009.09.11 at 13:20
Current Location: 75070
Current Music: Williams - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I am always on the move. Going, seeing, doing, thinking. I seem to always be caught up in some task or another and they always seem to stack atop each so so quickly. If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

I drive fast, this is no secret, but no one ever asks me why. They just assume I'm in a hurry. To me, its less about rushing somewhere and more about driving efficiently. If I have to keep hitting my brakes because you don't understand the rules of the road, that's not efficient use of my time.

Its the same when I'm walking. Anywhere. For any reason. drax0r thought it akin to a footrace. Its not that I can't appreciate your reflective introspection. I can. But when your ponderous lumbering sack of meat is plodding along down the hallways with your equally slow-moving friends in a gait which reeks of overburdened tedium, please don't walk abreast! Single file people, sheesh!

The world is obviously my oyster today - not yours. You had your chance, but you failed to even reach the starting gate.


Thank you.


exorhi at 2009-09-11 21:24 (UTC) (Link)
People who walk slow are annoying.
I've always been a fast walker. Always had long legs, therefore a fast walker.
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332 at 2009-09-12 01:24 (UTC) (Link)
In Manhattan, the only people not walking fast are the fucking tourists.
panacea42 at 2009-09-17 22:58 (UTC) (Link)


Hell yeah, that's why I call Times Square the crossroads of hell!
texas_tangent at 2009-09-12 02:59 (UTC) (Link)
I am an extremely fast walker as well.
Melancthe the Woe, So-Called
melancthe at 2009-09-12 07:32 (UTC) (Link)
People who dawdle make me seethe. I'd give them glares if I could, but they'd likely just ignore my annoyance.
thesweetestnote at 2009-09-12 21:13 (UTC) (Link)
<------ One way to move people...
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