ehowton (ehowton) wrote,

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I turned anakngtinapa in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for mymashed (10 points). Last Thursday I stole skiesofchaos's purse (-30 points). In October I helped anisity see the light (8 points) And once a month imagined having an orgy with melancthe, kat_rowe, catttitude, jesskd26 & photogoot (-100 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-90 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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