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TOO GREEN

Posted on 2010.11.09 at 14:00
Current Location: 75070
My place of work has replaced all the urinals in the customer-facing restrooms to 'green' urinals.

Read: WATERLESS. I wish I were making this up. We're talking NON-FLUSHING URINALS.

If I had to guess, the shit-smelling goop which 'bubbles up' from the drain is some sort of sanitizing enzyme which in theory nullifies the requirement of a flush, but I'M NOT CONVINCED! Its odor, co-mingled with the strong scent of urine (and I'll be honest, even its disturbing presence and *ahem* manner of conveyance) GROSS ME OUT!!

How green is too green?

Comments:


Samantha
thesweetestnote at 2010-11-09 20:14 (UTC) (Link)
Show them TRUE GREEN!!! Go lift a leg on the trees and bushes around the complex! AND! you can always get a mini shovel and fertilize that lawn too!
ehowton
ehowton at 2010-11-10 12:13 (UTC) (Link)
Oooh! I have a folding entrenching tool left over from my military days I could use!
Samantha
thesweetestnote at 2010-11-10 23:16 (UTC) (Link)
Funny... I was thinking one of those folding entrenching tool types too!
catttitude
catttitude at 2010-11-10 13:29 (UTC) (Link)
Male restrooms always smell like pee any way.
ehowton
ehowton at 2010-11-10 14:01 (UTC) (Link)
Hey!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2010-11-10 23:09 (UTC) (Link)
Quit hitting the walls Howton it is supposed to go in the bowl!!! And lift the seat once in a while so you don't pee on it.
Samantha
thesweetestnote at 2010-11-10 23:11 (UTC) (Link)
He can always try sitting... works great!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2010-11-10 23:06 (UTC) (Link)
You would be surprised how many men don't ever wash their hands even at restaurants.
Samantha
thesweetestnote at 2010-11-10 23:14 (UTC) (Link)
Women aren't all that in the restrooms either. In all the years spent in menial employment... I must say that the women's restrooms were always the worse ":\
ehowton
ehowton at 2010-11-10 23:17 (UTC) (Link)
I *always* wash my hands...unless my cock is the cleanest thing in the restroom - and yes, I've been in restrooms that bad.

Mostly overseas.

And on the East Coast.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2010-11-11 16:16 (UTC) (Link)
There is no such thing as "too green" comrade! Humans are viruses crawling across mother earth. Buy carbon credits and refuse to have a life because of your affluenza. SHUT UP, SLAVE!
ehowton
ehowton at 2010-11-11 18:46 (UTC) (Link)
I love that avatar!!!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2010-11-11 20:25 (UTC) (Link)
I think the only reason you like it is that you get to trot out this avatar to go along with it.
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ehowton
ehowton at 2010-11-16 02:33 (UTC) (Link)
Or a running river! I vote for the one with water.
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