ehowton (ehowton) wrote,
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Facebook is down, bitches. What are you going to do now? Read a book? Write more than a "bullet-point" blog entry? Not everything is an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing accidentally. "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

I'm watching the realtime feed for "facebook down" and I weep for the future.

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