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SURPASSING INTERPRETATION

Posted on 2011.04.12 at 19:00
Current Location: 75409
Current Music: McCreary - Human Target
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Well, its happened. I've reached critical mass. Poor Jung & Freud. They tried really hard, they did - and I don't mean to make light of their accomplishments, but I've seriously stumped even them. The experts themselves have NO IDEA how fucked up I am.

While there are great keyword interpretations and wonderful scenario-inspired explanations, I seemingly have overshot every known analysis available. When I couldn't find the very specific content in which I dreamed in that magnificent book I spoke about, I looked online (for there are few sources which contain alternate interpretations) and yet those as well had no considerations for my latest dream, which I don't hesitantly tell you, for there is no known meaning behind them.

FEEL FREE TO THINK WHAT YOU'D LIKE - NO AUTHORITY WILL AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH YOU, DESPITE IT SEEMINGLY TOUCHING MANY "INTERPRETABLE" SYMBOLS!!!


I was at a bed & breakfast which was packed with everyone I've ever known (and some I didn't) - but mostly my current co-workers - naked. Completely, albeit unabashedly, naked. And so was I. We're all naked in this large, multi-level bed & breakfast during an evening's social hour, and the only girls I found myself hitting on were in wheelchairs. I "dated" three hot chicks I didn't know in wheelchairs while I was there, while my wife looked on, mingling with others. Then I decided to clean the bathroom, but there were piles and piles of dirty clothes in the bathtub - so many I didn't know what to do with them. So I thought I would shave my neck, under my beard, but the razor gave me serious razor burn.


Go fucking figure.

There are interpretations for razors, and burnt skin, but not razor-burn. There are interpretations about wheelchairs if you're in one, or if people you know are in one, but not strangers in wheelchairs. There are interpretations of being in a bed & breakfast, but only if those "buildings" are "highlighted." It goes on and on. This dream was SO VERY SPECIFIC in its imagery, I was sure I wouldn't have a problem - BOY WAS I WRONG.

So I chose to conclude I'm really fucked up.

Or really awesome.

I'll let you decide.

Comments:


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2011-04-13 00:58 (UTC) (Link)
I chose really fucked up!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-13 01:22 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2011-04-13 01:28 (UTC) (Link)
Your most welcome. If you can't trust the opinion of someone you've known since 7th grade who can you trust!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-14 02:09 (UTC) (Link)
Good point.
whimsygirltri
whimsygirltri at 2011-04-13 01:13 (UTC) (Link)
Could it be the Green Fairy!
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-13 01:22 (UTC) (Link)
IT MOST CERTAINLY COULD!
(Anonymous) at 2011-04-13 04:53 (UTC) (Link)

Can't wait to make a contribution

Hi - I am definitely happy to find this. great job!
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-13 19:25 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Can't wait to make a contribution

As am I! Thank you!
Michelle1963
michelle1963 at 2011-04-13 10:28 (UTC) (Link)
I think I'll just go figure fucking, and leave it at that.
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-13 19:41 (UTC) (Link)
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Codekitten
codekitten at 2011-04-14 12:54 (UTC) (Link)
stumped me!

"I "dated" three hot chicks I didn't know in wheelchairs"

all at the same time or individually? sorry, my mind went straight to that. :P
ehowton
ehowton at 2011-04-14 13:53 (UTC) (Link)
Sequentially. Though I could see it going both ways.
Codekitten
codekitten at 2011-04-14 13:57 (UTC) (Link)
this must have been a long dream...
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