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Fisting Myself

Posted on 2012.01.04 at 08:15
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I usually enjoy a single finger. And really, who doesn't? There's nothing obscene about it. One finger establishes thyself on the more prudent side of that fine line between class and crass. I have had more fun with single-finger action than I am willing to admit here. This is not to say of course that on occasion two fingers is not entirely acceptable.

Two fingers almost always means a good time - no matter what position you're in, but can be a little reckless in the wrong company. I'm not going to go so far as to suggest you ask permission, but you need to be able to read the situation. It can dramatically alter the mood, and quickly - both for better or for worse, so be prepared before you get in over your head.

Which brings me to the topic at hand - fisting; the granddaddy of all eyebrow raising endeavors. This technique has elevated some nations, and brought others to their knees. And not just on a national level, for what is a nation outside the collective nature of its individuals? If there's a fine line between class and crass, fisting is a thermonuclear blast which always levels the playing field, and I should know, because while I'm always conscious of the eventuality, I don't wear its desire around my neck like a gaudy lavalier.

But this past weekend, I got damn close.

A finger of Scotch just didn't do it for me, and I very nearly went "all in."

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felician_logic
felician_logic at 2012-01-04 14:20 (UTC) (Link)
Mmmmm scotch fist :)
ehowton
ehowton at 2012-01-04 14:24 (UTC) (Link)
It packs a powerful punch :P
Michelle1963
michelle1963 at 2012-01-04 14:36 (UTC) (Link)
There are those occasions where one finger just won't do it. Then two may be just right.

That said, I have seen you fist yourself with scotch. Makes me giggle. ;-)
ehowton
ehowton at 2012-01-04 14:49 (UTC) (Link)
Now that was obscene.
Jobu
jobu121 at 2012-01-04 15:17 (UTC) (Link)
Ever Double Fist Scotch?
ehowton
ehowton at 2012-01-04 15:52 (UTC) (Link)
Now there's a game-changer!
catttitude
catttitude at 2012-01-04 21:09 (UTC) (Link)
Punch him Goddam hard in the face! As hard as the finger grip can! Fucker!
ehowton
ehowton at 2012-01-04 21:18 (UTC) (Link)
Big dick playa!
Codekitten
codekitten at 2012-01-05 22:59 (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHA! OMG THIS POST IS FRICKING-FANTASTIC!

*wipes tears*

that said, i wonder how your big fingers factor into this...

*wink* *wink*
ehowton
ehowton at 2012-01-05 23:55 (UTC) (Link)
"My, what big fingers you have." Said Little Red Riding Hood.
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