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Beer As A Caution

Posted on 2006.04.07 at 16:25
Current Mood: Flabbergasted!
Current Music: http://jay.unixwolf.net/smakdown.html
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I left for Texas Wednesday after work. Sometime Thursday night, while I was in Wichita, a picture of me, drinking a beer showed up on the color printer at work. The gang arrived Friday morning, wondered who was printing pictures of me, and threw it away.

Apparently, sometime between the time it was printed and thrown away, the Senior Vice President of Human Resources for our client, saw the picture, and reported it up the chain. Today, I rec'd my official caution from my boss. Nice.

Speaking of the client overreacting, Tony once responded to the client's secure "Challenge Security Question & Answer" as, "What is the most retarded security implementation on this planet?" as his question, with the answer, "This client's security question and answer challenge." When they found this text during an audit some years later, they tried to have him fired on the spot.

According to my staff, the picture was probably 4+ years old (based on the glasses I was wearing at the time) and I was holding a longneck non-domestic beer above my head, as a salute. I scoured the harddrive, and found no such pictures meeting that description (not that I deny they probably exist somewhere, just not on the harddrive).

Stranger still, the girl who quit Monday, had asked if she could take them home with her! Just what the hell is going on here?

DSL is supposed to be active today. 5 IP's, 6.0Mbps down, 608kbps up.

To search mp3's on unsecured servers, use this little trick:
intitle:index.of "mp3" +"SEARCH_STRING_HERE" -htm -html -php -asp "Last Modified"

2700 sq/ft of household goods does not fit into an 800 sq/ft house.

The U-Haul was brand new with only 18k miles on it. Even fully loaded it would roll at 75mph and I was overwhelmed at how often I had to weave in and out of traffic in a 34-foot truck! Needless to say, it was an easy, quick trip!

Comments:


Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-04-09 19:17 (UTC) (Link)
thanx for the update.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-04-20 21:42 (UTC) (Link)
You're a veritable orating fountain.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-04-21 04:13 (UTC) (Link)
yw
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-05 12:25 (UTC) (Link)
I was mocking you.
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-06-05 18:42 (UTC) (Link)
and I was playing along with your childish game.
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