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Toxic Shock Syndrome

Posted on 2012.10.06 at 00:00
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I wear my bluetooth earpiece so often I sometimes wonder if I might suffer the same rare fate as those who use tampons.

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CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2012-10-06 05:59 (UTC) (Link)
More than likely you will.
suzanne1945
suzanne1945 at 2012-10-06 13:11 (UTC) (Link)
I was stopped by an older gentleman in Wal-Mart the other day who told me he was asked by a woman if his ear piece was a phone. He replied to her, "It's my male enhancement device." Then off down the aisle he went.
Michelle1963
michelle1963 at 2012-10-06 16:00 (UTC) (Link)
Snicker. I'm trying to think of an appropriate name for this new disease. Something official sounding like Bluetoothemia.
Codekitten
codekitten at 2012-10-07 23:45 (UTC) (Link)
i like it! though it's hard to beat the combo of the words "toxic" "shock" *AND* "syndrome".

it's like "HOLYCRAZYFUCK" all rolled into one.
Michelle1963
michelle1963 at 2012-10-09 12:08 (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Now that sounds like a zombie disease ~ HOLYCRAZYFUCK!

"Doctor, what's my diagnosis?"

"Sir, I'm sorry to have to tell you this. You've got HOLYCRAZYFUCK. You'll begin having a craving for brains in the next 24 hours."
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