ehowton (ehowton) wrote,
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Hemlock Grove


I once made the comment, "Had Bella been topless as much as Jacob [in the Twilight films] I would have appreciated the movies far more." Hemlock Grove (TV-MA) managed to replace all that emo self-reflection in the Twilight saga...with cunnilingus. No, I'm not kidding. Think of every scene in Twilight where a protagonist was faced with a literary narrative conflict, and instead chose to resolve it with cunnilingus. Can you imagine what our world would be like if we did the same?

The only thing missing in the series was Kyle MacLachlan & Kiefer Sutherland reprising their respective roles from Twin Peaks & The Lost Boys - but it was nice seeing Battlestar Galactica's Chief Tyrol & Petty Officer Dualla working together again. And for all you Supernatural fans out there, Raphael plays...Michael!

I haven't been disappointed with either Netflix Original Series. While both offerings have been very different, they've also been very subtle in their storytelling - a welcome change.

Well, as subtle as one can be with gratuitous cunnlinugs I suppose.
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