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Eric Capitol

Where Our Antagonist Fails Yet Again

Posted on 2013.07.03 at 00:00
Current Location: 67114

Who among us could ever forget the lesson of Delorean, who at the suggestion of penetrative intercourse over text replied, "Absolutely! Who is this?" Apparently me, who received an obviously mistaken text invitation for a 4th of July bash which stated, "We'll provide the meat just bring a side dish!" to which I replied:

Is beer considered a side dish? If so, I'll be there! BTW, who is this?

Outside of dinner with my Grandfather-in-Law Bill, I didn't seek out plans for the 4th. I surely have plans now. Turns out I was NOT a mistaken recipient - the text was from the mother of one of my daughter's friends - who took my glib reply as an R.S.V.P.

So after a short but acute bought of 300.23 (nods to quicksilvermad), I decided the best course of action was follow-through, and that beer would equalize the playing field. Beer usually does.

Two notable mentions here - I bought a wheeled cooler for Bill's family reunion, and this beerfest is taking place within walking distance of my house. What could go wrong?


dawaioser at 2013-07-03 10:08 (UTC) (Link)
Hahahaha. Be careful - you'll break down the reinforced walls of proper society with your "devil water". ';^)
jobu121 at 2013-07-03 14:40 (UTC) (Link)
What could go wrong? You happen to walk into a Police car then puke on his shoes. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oooh - pre-flight with your Absinthe :)
ehowton at 2013-07-03 14:42 (UTC) (Link)
Oooh - pre-flight with your Absinthe

Now there's a categorically bad idea which absolutely would get me into exactly the kind of trouble I'm looking to avoid!
jobu121 at 2013-07-03 20:49 (UTC) (Link)
Liquor before beer never fear ;)

But I thought it was trouble you were seeking? LOL
raingirl26 at 2013-07-04 05:30 (UTC) (Link)
eat, drink and be merry (not necessarily in that order) - then follow the crumbs back to your house.
ehowton at 2013-07-04 06:44 (UTC) (Link)
Per your suggestion I would almost have to prescribe an order lest there be no crumbs to follow home - although some merriment prior to eating is never out of the question :D

Happy 4th of July!
mr_dowg at 2013-07-05 19:43 (UTC) (Link)
The only thing I see missing is some Shiner! Wish I could have been there for that!
ehowton at 2013-07-05 20:42 (UTC) (Link)
Hells yeah! I made the statement that were I in Texas, I would have just bought many different flavors of Shiner and been done with it!

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