Accusing a non-narcissist of being a narcissist:
Who me? Surely you jest. I can't imagine what you're even referring to. Now don't be silly and tell me why you think that :)
Accusing a narcissist of being a narcissist:
NO I'M NOT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE THE FUCKING NARCISSIST DON'T YOU TRY TO DENY IT, I KNOW YOU ARE!!!