For those of you who struggle with not exercising on Sunday, simply follow the below schedule for a perfect, exercise-free day!
After sleeping in because you were up late making your daughter and her friend who stayed the night milkshakes before bed, awaken to three cats who are uncharacteristically trying to carnivore flesh from your lower extremities. Investigate cause.
Noticing food bowls are devoid of mass, conclude that Big Puddy coming off her meds from recent vet visit flipped the "must devour" switch causing said feline distress. Start coffee in hopes of a relaxing cup upon return, dress hastily, and drive to store.
Arrive home to yowling cats and daughter who's already started in on the coffee. Feed pets, sit and have coffee with daughter and friend, until they ask you to play a board game with them - the conclusion of which begins the waffle-making cycle.
Once in kitchen, notice the cupcakes you'd promised the night before, after churning out 6-lbs. of macaroni and cheese. Make cupcakes first. Single non-stick oversized
Shower, dress, turn on air conditioner because its freaking hot outside, and decide motivation, while well dispersed, is spent.
Play video games rest of the day instead.