ehowton (ehowton) wrote,
ehowton
ehowton

COX ON CRACK





Hello Eric,

We know your Internet speed was already crazy-fast. And we just got even crazier by doubling the speed of your Cox High Speed Internet Preferred up to 50 Mbps.

And guess what? You don't even have to do anything! We've already hooked you up. So just sit back, relax and enjoy seamless streaming and multi-tasking on more devices, all without interruption.

NO ACTION REQUIRED TO ENJOY
DOUBLE THE INTERNET SPEEDS.


This is even faster than 2011 when I was paying for it! What an unexpected surprise.

Thanks COX.
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