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Posted on 2006.06.16 at 15:12
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““I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, as well. Ronald McDonald.””

Transcribed by: drax0r

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drax0r
drax0r at 2006-06-16 22:13 (UTC) (Link)
Frank the goat appreciates your post.

I love this post.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-16 22:46 (UTC) (Link)
You always have been, and always will be, my inspiration.
galinda822 at 2006-06-18 00:25 (UTC) (Link)
Isn't that special?!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-21 15:12 (UTC) (Link)
He is the wind beneath my wing. Fly...
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2006-06-18 02:51 (UTC) (Link)
Huh. Frank's getting his fair share of publicity, huh?

I need to learn how to use that voice post thing...
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-21 15:12 (UTC) (Link)
Frank's just a little gay, but I love lj's heavily armed monkeys!
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2006-06-21 17:59 (UTC) (Link)
but I love lj's heavily armed monkeys!

Well, that's news to me! When did LJ get armed monkeys?
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-21 18:13 (UTC) (Link)
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2006-06-21 19:20 (UTC) (Link)
That's interesting, and rather weird, but I like it. Long live the armed monkeys!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-21 20:31 (UTC) (Link)
Eeep!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-06-19 05:29 (UTC) (Link)
Allah praise the Blackhawks, Apaches, and Warthogs may they leave no one standing in Arabia!!!!!!!

May they KILL ALL THE INFIDELS!!!!!!!!!!

ALLAH BE PRAISED!!!!!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-21 15:13 (UTC) (Link)
Game over man, GAME OVER!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-06-22 03:56 (UTC) (Link)
They come out mostly at night! Mostly!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-22 13:48 (UTC) (Link)
Why don't you put her in charge?!?
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