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Water Buffalo Trace

Posted on 2006.06.19 at 19:12
Current Location: 63114
Current Mood: Fantastical
Current Music: Spongebob Squarepants
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I think you sell yourself too short. Don't forget that you're also Fatass, the Destroyer.

That reminds me of a story.

The wife was gone for a week or so, visiting her parents in Wichita. Tony and I took a long, holiday weekend and drank quite a bit of Buffalo Trace (Not available in STL) while lounging in the pool.

After a considerable amount, my hefty friend thought he could run (in itself a feat), jump (this I'd never seen), and clear (unthinkable!) the pool. After much deliberation and consideration, I sat on his glasses and crushed them under my fat ass.

Then he made good on his claim:



To watch full-motion video of both of us fat asses jumping into the pool, visit the Water Buffalo Trace website!

Comments:


CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-06-20 03:57 (UTC) (Link)
Why wasn't I invited to this drunken poolfest?

That pool sure looks awfully familiar!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-20 12:08 (UTC) (Link)
Yessir, that would be the "David Special." Much more difficult to set up than advertised! Well, at least the price was right ;)
Penguin Puppetmaster
oxy_irony at 2006-06-20 04:01 (UTC) (Link)
*Laughs hysterically* That's great! That looks like so much fun, too! The perks to living in Texas: pools.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-20 14:59 (UTC) (Link)
Or the perks of Buffalo Trace, either will do, actually.
galinda822 at 2006-06-20 13:08 (UTC) (Link)
Don't do that in the pool you have now....it'd be easier but I'm sure someone would get hurt!!!!! :)
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-20 14:59 (UTC) (Link)
Someone could DIE!
ex_crowy at 2006-06-20 19:31 (UTC) (Link)
I was going to leave a "Quark is sexy" comment, but the video made me laugh so hard I almost peed on myself. I am easily amused. People at work probably think I am nuts now.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-20 19:37 (UTC) (Link)
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much.
Complete and Utter Nonsense
jesskd26 at 2006-06-20 20:57 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, I got to see this video at Tony's last night, before Eric even posted the blog. You boys can't be left alone for a minute!
drax0r
drax0r at 2006-06-21 03:38 (UTC) (Link)
People at work probably think I am nuts now.

Standing alone, this statement wouldn't surprise me.
drax0r
drax0r at 2006-06-20 19:46 (UTC) (Link)

Bourbon and water sports. That was a great day, sir.

Let's do it again.
galinda822 at 2006-06-20 20:00 (UTC) (Link)
If you ever come to St. Louis - I'm sure you will do it again! ;)
I might even join in the fun. Maybe!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-06-20 20:13 (UTC) (Link)
Water Sports not in reference to urolagnia, of course.
Tomas (pronunced Thomas)
professortom at 2006-06-22 20:58 (UTC) (Link)
heh - you're fat!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-06-24 05:51 (UTC) (Link)
Is Tony FAT or PHAT???
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