Not normally one for holidays, I did have the best St. Patrick's Day ever!
But mostly because I forgot it was St. Patrick's Day, and to a lesser degree, because I didn't care. There was zero green, zero beer, and zero celebrating the conversion of Irish pagans to Christianity.
My favorite post on the subject by far was the one which read,
To all you pretentious douchebags, it is NOT St. Patty NOR St. Paddy - its St. PATRICK!!!
Methinks the original poster wasn't aware of the meaning of the word, "pretentious..."