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Loss of essence.

Posted on 2006.07.25 at 10:26
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I dreamed last night that I brilliantly responded to everyone's journal by adept use of quotes from Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. I deftly replied to everyone's post using nothing but these quotes and was regarded a genius. I smoked burgers last night as I grilled them over low heat and they were the most fantastic burgers I've had since I've been in STL. Unfortunately, their excellence led me to overindulge in them, and I ate three. At least the reason for the dreams is clear, but there's no accounting for content!

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

I woke up with what feels like a sinus infection - but since I haven't been sick since October last year, I've pretty much convinced myself I am impervious to illness. I'll let you know how that theory hold up. Took a Claritan-D this morning to no avail, and overcompensated the drying action of antihistamines by guzzling over 5 liters of water already this morning. That's a lot of trips to the men's room!

If I were as talented as stuf123 I would simply render this. As it is, I shall have to use my command of the English language to convey my ideas here. As an ex-Warsaw Pack Naval Order-of-Battle junkie, I was contemplating a parody of Pixar's movie Cars. Using the same font's, and including, somehow the Luxo, Jr. lamp (which represents the 'i' in the Pixar logo) 'Pixar' would read, 'U.S.S.R.' and emblazoned on the red bagde - 'Subs.' Lightning McQueen would be an Alfa submarine. Fast and sleek. The eyes somehow superimposed on the more narrow conning tower, the mouth where the sonar dome would be - and of course the Alfa sub painted red with the race-car appliques. Doc Hudson a powerful Delta IV SSBN. Sally Carrea a Kilo-class, and Mater the ungainly Oscar-class. "The King" would be a B7 Blue Typhoon, replete with Daytona-style wing adorning the aft of the boat. In my small mind, that would be just brilliant.



General Jack D. Ripper

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Me
photogoot at 2006-07-25 23:26 (UTC) (Link)
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake...But I... I do deny them my essence.
Me
photogoot at 2006-07-25 23:28 (UTC) (Link)
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? What? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.


you're right, this is cool!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 00:53 (UTC) (Link)
Mein Führer! I can walk!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 00:55 (UTC) (Link)
Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Me
photogoot at 2006-07-26 01:21 (UTC) (Link)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 02:33 (UTC) (Link)
Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

(I do so love a big board...)
galinda822 at 2006-07-26 02:37 (UTC) (Link)
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 02:39 (UTC) (Link)
Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
Me
photogoot at 2006-07-26 19:16 (UTC) (Link)
Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?
Me
photogoot at 2006-07-26 19:31 (UTC) (Link)
Can I just say that it is weird seeing my face, Dr. Strangelove's face, and the good witch of the east's face all intermingled in this thread. What a strange crew! Something tells me if we showed up at Applebee's for a table at lunchtime we'd be shuffled to a back corner table. Of course it would have to be wheelchair accessible for the good doctor as well as Galindas gigantic pink hoop skirt!


ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 20:47 (UTC) (Link)
I stopped reading after agreeing to the first eleven (11) words.
Tomas (pronunced Thomas)
professortom at 2006-08-04 22:45 (UTC) (Link)
First 11 words! HAHAHAHA!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-26 20:46 (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Dude, you win. That was aweseome.
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-07-27 06:38 (UTC) (Link)
You remind me of General Jack D. Ripper sometimes!!!!
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-27 21:20 (UTC) (Link)
And you remind me of Mein Furher sometimes!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-07-30 06:03 (UTC) (Link)
Danke! Und du mein General, erinnern von Herman Goering!!!
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-07-30 06:04 (UTC) (Link)
He liked wearing dresses too!!!!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-07-29 18:04 (UTC) (Link)
The last paragraph made absolutly no sense
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-07-30 06:01 (UTC) (Link)
Du bist ein Dumpfbacke!!!!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-07-30 07:42 (UTC) (Link)
as do your comments. You do understand that the most important part of the communication process is communicating effectively to your audience, no?
CeltManX, Devlin O' Coileáin
celtmanx at 2006-07-30 07:51 (UTC) (Link)
Ya, ya, du bist ein Dumpfbacke!!!!
Tomas (pronunced Thomas)
professortom at 2006-08-04 22:44 (UTC) (Link)
Huh?
ehowton
ehowton at 2006-07-30 16:21 (UTC) (Link)
As is usual, sir, you were the only one who did not understand it. For this, I am truly sorry.
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