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Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow.

Posted on 2006.08.15 at 13:26


danzigfried at 2006-08-16 05:57 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, you calm me as well.
Whenever I have a rough day, and truly what day hasn't been since 'The Days Of Smackage', I often find myself waking up mid-afternoon in the farthest stall, the front of my shirt stained with mucous, vomit and saline, and wonder, WWHD? No longer do I aimlessly search for the answer to 'What is the meaning of life' as that seems a waste of my short time on this earth. Instead, I pass from torment to torment wondering what Howton would do at each juncture. You may be asking why I ponder such a question, but I answer simply, as I am but a simpleton: "I am but a young padwan learner, and Howton is my Educator. My 'Mr. Miagi' if you will...
Each new challenge allows me, the dedicated Howton-ite, to delv further into the psyche and practices of my Sponze-Spoons, cheesy-goodness-lovin mentor. Some days I too fall, Master, as I have not yet scratched the keyboard of your wizardry, but realize, oh Hallowed Heckler of All Things Winders, that the little people still gaze upon your beardedness with Anime eyes and you can do no wrong.
Sleep in piece oh Sultan of Soft-shoe, for a new day shall rise, and all things wronged in the previous day can be fscked up all over again!

Suck it up, you big baby, you're making Tom look like he's finally got his shit together!

...and im spent!
ehowton at 2006-08-16 19:20 (UTC) (Link)
I'll tough it out. I'll get mean, I'll get real mean - GRRRRRR!
Tomas Gallucci
schpydurx at 2006-08-24 21:00 (UTC) (Link)
thanks for the back-handed compliment
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